Hau's Funeral

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Author's note: This is NOT my original idea please check the description for the original author! Also please know that I'm sorry for any misrepresentation of the characters!

Ash✨: So.... who else is bored right now?

Sophocles⚡️: Ash! We're in class!

Ash✨: your point?

Sophocles: Kukui is gonna catch you texting!!

Ash✨: but then why are you texting me?

Sophocles⚡️: I don't have to justify myself to you.

Ash✨: respect your superiors Sophocles.

Sophocles⚡️: you will NEVER be my superior!

Lillie❄️: Would you two BE QUIET? Some of us are, in fact, trying to learn!

Gladion🌗: Give it up Sis. no one can get them to stop.

Lillie❄️: not you too Gladion!

Lana🌊: Kukui

Ash✨: huh?

Ash✨: guys? Where'd you all go?

Ash✨: hellooooo?

Kukui——-> Ash✨

Kukui: look up

Alola Bitches

3:20 PM

Mallow🌿: lol Ash got into so much trouble!

Lana🌊: it gets better since they live in the same house.

Kiawe🔥: ouch

Lana🌊: Yup

Sophocles⚡️: just glad it wasn't me

Gladion🌗: even though you should be in trouble too.

Lillie❄️: Gladion's right! Sophocles you should own up!

Sophocles⚡️: ME?! You were texting too!

Lillie❄️: only to get you two to stop!

Mallow🌿: Yeah! Lillie did nothing wrong!

Hau🍍: hehehehe #JELLOWSHIPPING

Mallow🌿: Hau that is the stupidest ship name ever.

Hau🍍: Ah But you sound like you want one!

Mallow🌿: NO I DONT!

Hau🍍: yes you do!

Mallow🌿:HAU!

Lillie❄️: Hau I suggest running. She took off towards your house.

Gladion🌗: Wait what were you two doing together?

Hau🍍: yeaaaah what WERE you two doing? 😏

Lillie❄️: we were just walking home.

Gladion🌗: But you have the driver take you home.

Lillie❄️: I just wanted to take a walk!

Hau🍍: hehehehe suuuuuure

Lana🌊: just watching this shit go down.

Kiawe🔥: same

Hau🍍: HOLY SHIT SHE'S ACTUALLY AT MY HOUSE!!

Lillie❄️: I warned you

Lana🌊: dude run

Hau🍍: RUNNING!

Hau🍍: Okay hiding

Hau🍍: Why is she whistling like that?

Hau🍍: it's creepy

Hau🍍: guys? Where are you?! Help!

Hau🍍: oh god she's coming closer! SHE HAS A FRYING PAN!

Hau🍍: HELP!

5:34 PM

Ash✨: wth.....

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