➪ 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘆 || 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗰𝗸

end.

they got home after their lovely sweet erotic- honeymoon

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"So you guys ended up falling in love"mark's mom wiggles her eyebrows "mom stop"mark whines, they were at the living room at mark's parents house

"you guys were like no! ew! this will never work! bleh!"now haechan's mon teased them "well uhm to block all the ladies has said, we are proud of you guys, and hope you guys will have a healthy marriage"marks dad says

"thanks dad!"mark says "thank you"haechan says "so what is this big news you have?"haechan's dad asking "oh"mark says and smiled widely

"well"

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"there's haechan! BACK FROM THE SWEET HONEYMOON!!!"jaemin shouts "can you not baby?"jeno asks "don't mind them! so how was it?"renjun asks

"you and mark hyung did it didn't you!"jisung screamed "what"they all paused

"hyung"jisung says pointing at his hyung's neck filled with hickeys "i think we violated chenle's and jisungs mind"jeno says "oh not think you guys definitely did"haechan says

"anyways uh how did it go? did you guys find some amazing spots?"chenle asks "are we still talking about sex or Canada?"haechan asks

jaemin throws a pillow at haechan "Canada hyuck Canada"

"oh! I am sorry, it was fucking amazing!! we met this guy named Finn, his gay and has a boyfriend! other than that mark showed me around, it made me happy that i got to see where my soulmate was when we didn't knew each other yet"

"then we bumped into this bitch who literally just roasted the whole LGBTq community by shouting at me and mark holding hands"haechan says

"what did she say?"

"she said, oh my gosh! you guys are so disgusting rude and disrespectful! God will never forgive such fags like you and those other queers!"haechan tried to impersonate the girl

"that bitch"renjun says

"that girl gonna die when injunie sees her"jeno says

"get injun some yogurt lele"jaemin says

"what did you guys say?"jisung asks leaning forward as he was curious

"mark totally got tipped off so he asked him if she had a boyfriend she scoffed and said no he cheated on me, then mark and i just started laughing then mark says what do you know about us being us when you yourself can't find true love bitch then mark pulled us away"haechan says

chenle got back from the kitchen and gave renjun his yogurt

"she deserved it that bitch"renjun says

"what did i miss!"chenle says "mark basically ripped that girls soul"jeno says

"anyways! what is your big news hyuck?"jaemin asks

"yeah!"chensung replies

"well"

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"you done ripped her life apart"johnny says "well its on her"mark says "how dare she just say that"taeil says "you know those bitches"lucas says

"so did you guys do it?"ten asks "one that is uhm awkward to answer two we did it and it felt heavenly"mark says

"look at you all horny for haechan the haechan you used to hate and wanted to kill"taeyong says "oh you just sound like my mom"mark says

"i mean you did hated him and now you looooove him"winwin says "i swear stop it"mark says holding a pillow up

"try and hit my baby your gonna die"yuta says "fine"

"by the way xiao? yang? hendery? how is it being friends with an another poly?"doyoung asks

"freaking amazing its like we have one brain cell!"xiaojun says "you guys should try to hang out with them, oh and when you do don't ask about the other three cuz you will spend your day listening about them"kun says

"we already said sorry"yangyang pouts "yeah!"hendery says

"okay while they are having a family crisis whats the news?!"jaehyun asks

"well"

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"well what honey?"mark's mom asks "you know how you want grandkids?"haechan asks, all of their eyes widened "oh my god!"

"you guys are gonna be grandpa and grandma!"

"oh honey"haechans mom says and hugs haechan and mark

"GROUP HUG!!"haechan says and everyone hugged him

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"i'm pregnant"haechan says "I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I AM GONNA BE AN UNCLE BITCHES!!"renjun says "OH MY GOD!! HYUCKIEE!! CONGRATSS"jaemin says

"we will always be with you! uncle jisung and uncle chenle will be there!"chenle says "and they will have there uncle jeno"jeno says

"this is exciting!! your gonna be a parent"jeno says

"i know, oh this baby is so damn lucky he or she will have 25 people loving them"

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"when i say im a you say uncle when i say mark is you say is a dad"mark says everyone got weirded out but just said yes

"I'M A"

"UNCLE"

"MARK IS"

"A DAD!"

"YOU GUYS ARE UNCLES AND I AM GONNA BE A DAD"

everyone screamed in joy and shocked "CONGRATS!!!"

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