Mum: you need to come home early for dinner today.
Mum: turn the heating on when you get home.
Mum: buy some flowers from the local store for your aunt, we're visiting her in hospital.
Mum: I'm buying you a new car, its a Lamborghini, what colour do you want?
Kid: thanks mum, I want a black one.
Mum: no I'm not, I just wanted to see if you were getting the texts.
Kid: :(
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#2
Kid: mum I got 100 percent in my test.
Mum: OMG!!! That's amazing. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!
Kid: mum, what do u thing lol means?
Mum: lots of love
Kid: when was the last time u used that in a text.
Mum: I think it was when ur grandpa had an accident, I wrote to everyone: " Grandpa tripped and banged his head. LOL !!!!!!!
Kid: when was the last time any of grandpas relatives spoke to u?
Mum: they didn't talk to me ever since that text.
Kid: Did u know that lol means laugh out loud?
Mum: :\ oops!
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#3
Dad (unknown number): hi, how's ya maths test going?
Kid: who is this?
Dad (unknown number): it's ur best friend.
Kid: r u sure coz last time it was my dad tricking me?
Dad (unknown number): ya, I'm sure I know who I am. So how is the test going?
Kid: I couldn't bother to use my brain so I cheated.
Dad (unknown number): it is me ur dad and we're having a long talk once we get home.
Kid: ;(
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Note:
So those were the parent kid texts, most of them were mine but weren't completely my idea
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