Teacher: why did you not do well on your test?
Kid: why did u fail to educate me?
Teacher: if I've got 6 bottles of water in one hand and I drink three, what do I need to do to get the answer?
Kid: use the toilet.
Teacher: I had this amazing dream yesterday about......
Kid: chattering and giggling
Teacher: why are you talking?
Kid: why aren't you teaching me appropriate things.
Teacher: put your phone away, it will distract you.
Kid: put your phone away, your being distracted by it now.
Teacher: I had an amazing day yesterday
Kid: I know, I saw it on Instagram.
(vote if you've been through any of these things)
Most of these aren't going to be mine from now on... give me some jokes to add in and I'll give you a shout out to the best one.
