I swear to God, my sister is annoying as hell. For one, she doesn't understand the concept of personal space. She keeps forcing me to play and if I don't, she runs to my mom and complains, who starts calling me a "selfish" person. But she's also really dirty minded for a five year old. Yesterday, she said she was thirsty. I asked what she wanted to drink and she answered "your breast milk!" Needless to say I slapped the little fucker. But yeah. She makes shit and piss jokes all the time and calls our toilet her best friend. Oh how I can't wait to get into a good university and move out...
