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2013 (First Blog Post)

Wow… I hate you people for making me do this. But whatever, it doesn’t seem like I have much of a choice. What is the difference between a fangirl and a girl who loves a band? Let’s face it… even the best of us all has experienced what it’s like to fangirl. Yes it can be a verb, too. Fangirling… fangirl, whatever, we know the picture.

Picture this… with the amount of creativity that’s in your brain, I’m sure that it won’t be… too… complex. Some broad is walking down Soho,

looking for the perfect store to buy her new favorite Valentino shoes with her father’s credit card. She happens to see the welly dressed Chris Motionless and decides to go talk to him. However, as soon as she is face to face with him… no words can even slip out of her mouth.

Oh, come on! Some people are just more intimating… especially a girl’s role model, the question is what she does on the DL. In her parents penthouse, she sits inside her room and listens to her favorite Motionless in White songs on loop. When she walks to NYU each morning, she has her iPod, her two ear buds and her Motionless in White. During finals she has her textbooks, her desk, her stereo and her Motionless in White.

She knows everything about them! Who they are currently dating. Who the bitch who is featured in their song “Wasp” is and why she isn’t mentioned on the track list. She knows that they are not satanic and she knows the answer to 2+2/2-4a=0 and she knows how to spell the word you.

Is she really a fangirl?

I mean, just look at that other chick that’s on the other side of America in LA. This fucker goes to a private school and is a 10th grader in high school. She thinks that just because she is sixteen… in three quarters that she has a chance at doing some things with  Ricky Horror that are  100 percent ILLEGAL! Come on, girl! Just find some asshole that is your own age!

Of course she just had to go to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills and buy some Chanel heels. I mean… it is a free country. Little did she know  that Ricky Horror would be walking down that street that day. After all it was a Friday. I mean… why fucking not? She saw him and literally lost control. She even began to hyperventilate.

That sounds really embarrassing. Is it possible that she is normal on any other day.

Don’t be so naïve. We all know the truth.

I mean, she watched a Bryan Stars interview and began to tear up. I happen to know for a fact that she would find a way to kidnap Ricky and take advantage of him any other day. Of course, she would have to wait until she was able to breath.

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Maybe I have this all wrong,but  just remember… you can know a lot about a band, have torturous fantasies and NOT be a fangirl. It’s only when you take it to the extremes, that you need an intervention.