You were taking a stroll through the mushroom kingdom, it was a bright day and you wanted to take in the sights. You came to a familiar open area of the kingdom. Each day you liked to come by here and waddle beneath the floating bricks that provided you shade from the scorching sun. Today was different however, in the distance you spotted what appeared to be a strange man clothed in red. You quickly knew exactly who it was, the legendary Mario of the mushroom kingdom.
To be quite honest, you hadn't been feeling yourself lately. Toads bullied you left and right for being genetically inferior to them, the princess refused to help anyone of your species because of past connections to Bowser and it didn't really matter anyway because you were under contract and HAVE to work for Bowser whether you like it or not. You waddled closer to the red plumber and decided you might as well just let him kill you just to get your pathetic life as a Goomba over with. But the closer you got, you could see something shiny escaping from the front of the hero.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
you called out to Mario, he turned his head to face you and shouted back
"Im taking a piss!"
This response threw you off guard and confused you. Why was he taking a piss? In broad daylight? And why wasn't he attacking you?
"Okay, but why aren't you jumping at me? That's what you're supposed to do."
"I might do it fucking later"
This enraged you, you weren't going to wait for him! You wanted to die as quickly as possible.
"No! Im a motherfucking enemy, you're SUPPOSED to jump at me!!"
"Okie-dokie then, let me pull up my pants first and then MAYBE I'll jump on you"
You couldn't take it anymore, you completely went off on the spaghetti stained plumber that stood before you.
"maybe? MAYBE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? NO!! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERfuCKER"
"Let me get my pants first..."
You let out a grunt just before saying "Fine...". Mario then proceeded to turn around and face you, he was just about to pull up his pants when you saw it, his bulging spaghetti noodle. You looked at it intensely, "Wait! before you jump on me...I want you to piss in my mouth." You weren't sure why, but the thought of mario pissing into your mouth really turned you on and you wanted to experience pleasure just one more time before your sudden death. Mario gave you a surprised expression but soon a smirk began to form on his face as he nodded, adjusted his pp to just the right angle, and squirted his hot yellowed piss into your open mouth. It was sweet and almost tasted of tomato paste. You gulped and a satisfied smile crept onto your face, you closed your eyes and whispered "Thank you.." just before being trampled into chestnut mush beneath Mario's shoes.
THE END BABES
