oneday, our jesus christ of the jojo fandom ppwagon came down to the earth planet according to randomization
he cometh dow to grab a hat, since his big old one was in big bad condition
"please oh god help me my hat is in big bad condition aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA" number1, speepwaygon you are God and number2, speepragon said having a big big panik atteck
"no worries sir I gotchu" some weird guy from the 2020s said, picking up a bootiful hate
"omg I luv it how muc" speedygowagon said, less panikattacky
"it's free my dood, it sucks tho"
"nO IT IS PERFECT YOU STUPID MORON" sppendiwagon said, angrilly killing the shop ownder by crushing him but everyone else survived
he went up to his safe heaven again, putting on his hat
out of nowhere, his hat has a blade pop out of it
"even better, I can kill the universe with this hat!" speggeggwagond said, pondering if hee hee should just kill everyone now
"nevermind i'll kill everyone in 2020"
the end
