Bnha/ Mha One Shots!

Wtf Kirishima?!

The members of the Bakusquad were on the lakeshore eating lunch. Mina and Jiro were chatting, Sero and Kaminari were laughing at some stupid joke they made, Bakugou was angrily staring at the water while Kirishima was skipping rocks.

Out of no where, there was a loud crunch noise.

*Kirishima POV*
I was skipping rocks and eating the sandwich I had brought for lunch when I'm guessing my mind wandered because the next thing I know, I'm throwing my sandwich and biting into a rock.

*Jiro POV*
I jumped up from where I was sitting, and whipped my head around to see Kirishima he's not facing me but I can tell his hand is over his mouth and... His sandwich is in the lake??

I look around at everyone and they seem just as confused as me. Kirishima then turned around and he had blood going down his chin and tears in his eyes. All of us just stared at him in shock as he spit out at least EIGHT, 8 TEETH! "OMG Kiri, Bro your fucking teeth, what the fuck?!?" I faintly heard Kaminari screech. Kirishima just wiped his mouth off and we all once again just stared in shock as new teeth just shot out.

*What's going through everyone's head*
Wtf. I. Don't even. The fuck? I'm done.

*Kirishima POV*
"My sandwich." I said quietly. Apparently it wasn't quiet enough "You just fucking ended your teeth, and all you can think about is your SANDWICH?" Bakubro screeched. "It was a good sandwich though." I whined at him. "Dude, your teeth grow back?" Sero asked wide eyed. "Do yours don't?" I was generally confused about this. My teeth have always just popped back. "They only grow back once for us, wtf." Oh.

All of a sudden,I was hit with the reality of what I just did, I ate a rock! "I'M A CANNIBAL!!!"