warning!!
CHAPTER HAS LOTS OF EMOJS
So . . . yeah, I know what you're thinking, after all this time you decide to upload another chapter. It's just. . . it's not another chapter, I was trying. . . oh, I don't know what I was trying to do.
Fine, I was trying to be funny! There! Don't give me that look, I know what you're thinking right now: ^you, trying to be funny? What ever has the world turned to?😵, next thing you know it, pigs would start flying and we'll all forgo air planes 😱^
But you know, won't it be fun if such a thing happened, then it'll be like we're back in the dragons era and we'll have bonds with them.
^😒. Just think of it, the pig with tiny wings flapping against its own orgreous weight and then you mount on it to take flight, how silly people will think you are^
But if every one forgoes air planes for pigs, then we'll all be the epitome of madness and be unable to tell each other so.
^ right, i'm done talking about this, whatever this is, with you, I feel like a great percentage of my brain's intelligence has gone ^
It was rather degraded from the start, I don't know how much degrading it can take.
^😡^
^I have nothing to say to you^
Figured. 😺
^that's beside the point, what you need to do now is to get you're game back on^
😨, oh dear, what ever am I to do? This is so not like me. I'm stoic alright, I don't do funny and I think things through, not just rambling on, I don't know if rambling is the right text to use here, about nothing. How will my readers take me seriously? They'll always think am joking, i- *gasp*
^did you just - ^
Yesterday, 😰, I think. . . I think. . .
^stop this dramatising-^
Hold on there's more. Yesterday, I think I got drunk.
^😕, on a Monday?^
Now you understand my predicament. *sigh*
^you did that thing again^
Shush. You see, I know I shouldn't and yet I always do, I know it'll make me drunk and yet I keep drinking a lot of water, especially on Monday's!
^😂, you know, you're kind of a nut case, getting drunk on water^
That was so mean, you are the most meanest something I have ever met. You're rude, you're obnoxious and pathetic and-
^okay, okay, that's belied the point. What are you gonna do now? ^
Oh right, what ever am I to do-
^first start by not using that exclamation😤^
Sh, did you hear that? Oh hello Naruki, did you say something?
Naruki : I did.
Well,
Naruki : . . .
👶
Naruki : . . . 😶
👦
Naruki: . . . 😐
👧
Naruki: . . . 😃
👩
Naruki: . . . 😐
👵
Naruki: . . . 😶
( still waiting)🙀
Naruki : I said I'm glad you finally added another platform for us😠.
😰😰😟😟😦😧😲😱😯😶😆 umhmm!
Naruki : because I couldn't just believe it when our story abruptly ended at chapter 5.
But it has such a nice ended!😩.
Naruki : that's belied the point, five chapters, five, the readers didn't ever get to understand us better, know our characters more, our daily life and such. You ripped it from us 😬
😟, hmm
Naruki :so-
Kirumi: mmmmmhm
Nakuri: uhuh, uhhmm
What's she saying?
Kirumi: MMMMHMMMM!
Naruki : yeah, you're totally right.
What's gonna on! 😡
Naruki: she say that you have to find a way to compensate us, you know, for leaving us high and dry. You have to added more chapters to this book for us.
Yeah, I mean, no, I mean don't worry, I already have and had a plan for you guys. Am writing another book soon, and I plan on featuring you both in it. So rest assured I'm not planning on leaving you both hanging.
Nakuri&kirumi: hmm😒
I'd swear if I did🙏
Nakuri: fine, we're counting on it.
Yeah, bye🙋. Phew! 🙇😥. That was a close call to getting my head demoni-bitten-off.
Now about my drunken state, I think I'll Implement Newton's third law of motion. Oh you think I'm stupid now but just you wait. Newton's third law of motion probably state that: to every reaction, there's another equal and opposite reaction. So if I got drunk by drinking a lot of water, then I'll have to drink a lot of water to be undrunk. Tata! Ingenious right, praise me more😸.
All right folks, I need to go get that water, so long 😘!
THIS CHAPTER USES ALOT OF EMOJS TO EXPRESS ALOT OF THINGS. SO IF THE EMOJS DID NOT LOAD ON YOUR PHONE, I AM UNFORTUNED TO TELL YOU. . . YOU MISSED A LOT!😛😜😉 😀😁
Have a great day, my wonderful lovelies😘
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