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     "Your total is $5.40. Thank you for coming, ma'am!" The blueberry spoke, handing over a small cup and paper bag to the lady across the counter. The lady smiled as she handed over a $10 bill.

     "Keep the change, sweetie." She spoke in a sweet tone. Funneh couldn't help but freak out inside at the tip. Although it wasn't that much, it was still a great start. If this lady thought that her service was good enough for a tip like that, then surely others would think it as well. Funneh smiled and thanked the woman before she left the building, the small bell on the door ringing in her wake.

     Today was a rather slow day, having only a few customers come in during Funneh's shift. There were 2, which Funneh assumed were, college students, finishing classwork or working on projects on either side of the shop. They sat and drank in complete silence, obviously completely focused on their work. Funneh sighed and rested her arms on the counter. Her coworker had stayed back in the lunge area since today was so slow. Funneh clicked her tongue. She could probably go back and sit down on one of the chairs there. All she would have to do was listen out for the bell. The blueberry got up and walked around the corner towards the door to the lounge before the bell at the door rang.

     Ugh, right as I was going to relax. What does this other middle-aged woman wan— Funneh stopped when the customer became visible. They were the complete opposite of what she imagined came through the door. A tall hooded guy stood by the door, typing on his phone. Funneh could see shades of red behind the hood, the light from the sun shining through the glass, illuminating it. He must've noticed her staring through the corner of his eye, cause he flipped his head toward her. Seeing his face in full made Funneh's own face heat up. He had a pair of eyes that seemed to light up the room, their intensity making Funneh weak in her knees. Underneath the counter, Funneh pinched her wrist.

"Uh, hi there! What can I get you?" Funneh stumbled out. The guy walked up to the counter, his phone still in hand.

"Um, hey. Can I get a medium iced coffee, please?" He greeted. Funneh could tell he was a little awkward, from the uncertainty in his voice and the shifting of his body. As he spoke Funneh typed it into the screen in front of her. "With or without milk?" She asked

"Uh, without milk is fine." He answered back. He seemed to be anxiously looking back and forth from his phone. Funneh typed the order into the screen, her movements becoming more unprofessional by the second.

"Anything else?" Funneh asked. She tried to give a smile to him to bring down the tension she was sensing. He stuttered a bit, looking down and typing on his phone then looking back at Funneh. He eventually let a small laugh at his phone before putting it away in his back pocket.

"Okay, uh yes. Can I also get a small hot chocolate and a...glazed donut." He ordered, looking down at the array of pastries we had set out. Funneh had a sudden thought. She could give this handsome stranger a little gift.

"Would you like to order another pastry? Their buy one get one free today." Funneh lied. He rose his eyebrows, obviously not expecting to be asked another question.