I Feel Pretty When You're Around

Chapter 43

It was the week that could change Rachel's life forever... The NYADA audition... The audition that could possibly make or break her... Every other senior besides Rachel, Kurt and Quinn were all preparing themselves for Senior Prom which was in the following week.

The previous weeks went by smoothly for the couple. The Cheerios won their Regionals competition. Rachel proudly wore the pink t-shirt she made saying 'Quinn's Girlfriend', the blonde running up to her in the stands and kissing her just after Sue claimed her trophy. Coach Roz, aka Synchronized Swimming coach, had officially been placed by Principal Figgins as a co-head cheerleading coach along with Sue. Sue Sylvester was furious with becoming a co-head coach... Sue Sylvester never had someone else making decisions, so she went to threaten Figgins but ended up leaving with the promise that if she helped New Directions get a National title she would become solo coach yet again. This ended up with Sue running the Glee Clubs Booty Camp lessons, and having Sue in charge, disaster was inevitable.

Flashback:

"Five, six, seven, eight," Sue yelled in her megaphone in the auditorium at the Glee kids.

None of the kids really cared. People were texting, Puck was doing the chicken dance, Brittany and Santana were swinging around, and Rachel was kind of pretending she was a model and was doing weird facial expressions looking into an imaginary camera that Quinn was pretending to hold.

This obviously infuriated Sue. "Stop! Please, stop! This is an embarrassment." The now Booty Camp coach walked over to Mercedes who was texting "Hey, Mercedes. Who you texting?"

Mercedes quickly looked up, "I'm not texting anyone, I'm donating to the Obama Campaign..." Sue grabs a hold of the girl's phone and throws it across the stage into the seats of the auditorium. Mercedes stands there wide eyed in shock "My Droid!"

Unbeknownst to any Glee member, Brad who's sitting at the piano does a little fist pump in the air.

Once the shock of Mercedes phone being thrown across the auditorium, Finn walks in, looking down at his phone. "Good news! I booked a tour at the Railroad Museum on Friday, which means we're gonna have an awesome Senior's Ditch Day." He then looks up and sees an angry Sue walking up to him. "What is she doing here?"

"Hey, Granny Panties! I'm taking over Booty Camp!" she yelled into his face "Now go line up!"

Once she had them all lined up she started to yell at them "You're out of shape, you're constantly late, and when you're not too busy texting, you're complaining about the choreography you're too lazy to learn. You're nothing but a coven of tardy narcissistic, bloated bags of cellulite who will stab each other in the back at the glimpse of a solo..." Sue stands in front of Rachel "...in a competition hosted by a late-night horror movie host." Well at least someone knows that the judges are weird. Sue then moves from Rachel to Kurt and continues "Well, those days are over!" She yells as she makes them get in place to start on an actual routine.

End of Flashback.

The only good thing that came out of Sue becoming the Booty Camp coach was that they actually might have a chance at winning Nationals because Sue was so strict that she would make them all work at their greatest abilities, enhancing their chance at winning. On the same week the seniors of the Glee Club and even some of the juniors went to Six Flags, which is a theme park, for their Senior Ditch Day. Quinn, Rachel, Santana and Brittany spent most of the day together, though all the Glee members that went to Six Flags ended up going on the rollercoaster together. Rachel yelled so loud she hopped off and feared that she lost her voice and she wouldn't get it back in time for the NYADA scout that was due to come in a few weeks, but lucky she had an amazing girlfriend who managed to find some tea with honey and lemon in it at a theme park to help relax her fears.