Deadpool POV
I woke up from a bad dream. In it I was falling to death and spiderman was just standing there watching me, not even trying to save me. I reached up and brushed my cheek to realize I had tears on it.
'Huh,' I thought to myself. The boxes were oddly quiet too. I hadn't heard anything from them since the chanting. It seemed like thinking of my little spider baby kept the voices at bay.
'I wonder what it'll be like when he's actually around me,' I thought to myself.
I'm baaaaaaack
Strasvutsia bitches!
'Ah shit. Here we go again,' I couldn't help but think.
I decided to get dressed and go around looking for my favorite spider. I hoped he patrolled at this time otherwise, it'll be a long couple of hours searching the city for him.
Or... you could stir up trouble and make him come to you.
"Good idea," I got dressed and headed out. 'What could I do to make him notice me'(Notice me senpai).
Kill someone
"No!" I yelled
You could kill 2 people
"We already know he doesn't like murder so what else can we do?"
Ooh, I got it. Bank robbery
Yes!
"That might just work."
Spiderman POV
I decided to go on patrols like usual with only eating a scrambled egg beforehand. My fast metabolism is going to make it tough on me if I don't at least eat something. Not that the egg did much to satiate my hunger. I knew I'd have to go shopping but as a 20-year-old college student, I don’t have the most money in the world. In fact, barely scraping by.
I’m swinging around when I hear police sirens rush towards somewhere. I decided to follow in case they needed my help. I followed them to a bank nearby. I swung onto the roof and looked for a way in. I found an air vent that led in so I opened it with my superhuman strength(awesome right) and entered it. It was a tight fit but luckily I’m slender and skinny from not eating nearly enough for a guy my age and with the activities I do. I crawled through the vent until I landed in a back room filled with hostages. They were all tied up and shaking in fear. I snuck my way into the main room and saw the guy from yesterday, Deadpool.
‘What the hell are you doing?” I asked angrily.
“Trying to get your attention spidey boy.”
“It’s spider man and you didn’t have to rob a bank to do it.”
“Well now that I have your attention what do you say about a date?”
“A date?” I asked. I could not believe this guy. The audacity of him to ask something like that after killing a man right in front of me.
“Yeah, a date,” He continues.
“ No way,” I tell him, shaking my head.
“Then I guess I’ll start killing hostages,” He said, heading towards the back room.
“Fine!” I yelled suddenly. He jumped up and down in joy. I rolled my eyes, not like he could see under my mask of course.
“I guess I have no reason to keep the hostages any longer,” He said, heading towards the back room. I followed him wary of what he was going to do. He pulled his gun out and pointed it at one of the hostages. She shrieked in fear.
“Wait!” I yelled, pulling at his arm.
“Why?”
“Just untie them an release them,” I told him. He sighed and did as I said.
“Bossy one aren’t you. Don’t worry, I’ll change that,” he said winking at me.
‘Disgusting,’ I thought to myself. I didn’t say anything though, I just blushed at the implication.
“I left you speechless huh?” He said, looking proud of himself.
“Not even close,” I said.
