Tony POV
"God damnit," I yelled. How did that little bug manage to escape me? That meant I had to return to the team in shame. I flew up to the tower and through a window. I was sure everyone was going to be laughing at me instead, they were listening to Fury talk about something.
"Hey sugar daddy, we found the person who hacked into SHIELD," Clint said.
"Excuse you, I'm Steve's sugar daddy, not yours." Steve started blushing aggressively and Clint giggled.
"We'll leave in 5 minutes I'll send you the address," Fury said.
"CAr or quinjet?" I asked.
"Car." We all headed into the garage to get into my minivan. I got in first so I was in the back corner. I pulled Steve in to be next to me. While everyone was talking about who it could be I pulled Steve into a kiss. He pushed me against the wall and deepened it, grabbing my ass. I moaned quietly into his mouth. Not quietly enough though. Everyone turned to look and Steve blushed, hiding his head in my shoulder.
"Get a room you 2," Natasha said, smiling a little. She had a right to smile. She helped set us up after all. Everyone else looked disgusted. We slowly separated, but not before I slapped his ass. Clint just groaned in disgust and Steve jumped a little.
"So where are we going?" I asked.
"A small apartment in Queens. Home to Peter Parker, taking classes online at a local college," Natasha answered me. I turned to Steve and laid my head in his lap. He started absentmindedly playing with my hair. I sighed and nuzzled my head into his hand. We were in my black limo so we could all fit and my chauffeur was driving. Pietro was sitting in Clint's lap due to a lack of space. There was Wanda, Natasha, me, Clint, Steve, Pietro, Bruce, and Thor. We were all piled in the back and chatting about what we thought was gonna happen. I looked skeptically at Clint and Pietro but minded my business. There were a lot of people in the back but they could have told me to sit on Steve's lap. He was my husband after all. I did sit up and sat in his lap so everyone could have enough room. I looked at Pietro and raised my eyebrows. He looked back and wrapped his arms around Clint. Clint looked surprised but wrapped his arms around him. AT this point people were starting to look over in our direction. I wrapped my arms around Steve and pecked him on the lips, thinking I won. Pietro smirked and turned to C<int before making out with him aggressively. Steve and I looked in shock and everyone else cheered and whooped.
"How long has this been going on?" I asked Clint.
"3 weeks," He said smiling lovingly at Pietro. Steve laughed and nuzzled his head in my neck.
"We're here," Natasha announced. We went in and went to the third floor. We knocked on the door of the apartment number Fury told us and got no answer. I looked at Steve and he broke the door down. We tore up the apartment looking for anything illegal or any ties to Hydra. We didn't find anything except an old shitty laptop. The whole place was tiny and run down. There were barely any clothes in the closet and no food. It looked like no one lived there. At least not anyone with ties to a major criminal organization.
We were about to leave when there was a gust of wind. Deadpool and a young man wearing a large pair of sweatpants and a large hoodie appeared right in front of Clint holding on to each other and making out passionately. Everyone pointed their weapons at them.
"Freeze!" Steve yelled, taking charge. They looked at us in shock. The shorter one reached Deadpool's shoulder and he put his hands up. Deadpool grabbed a gun from his hip.
"Drop the weapon!" Natasha yelled.
"You drop yours," Deadpool retorted.
"Wade please," The short one pleaded. Deadpool slowly sheathed his weapon.
"You," I pointed to the young man.
"Me?" He asked, pointing to himself.
"You're coming with us."
"You are NOT taking my baby boy," Deadpool said, grabbing him. Pietro ran towards them and all of a sudden they were gone.
"Damnit!" I yelled, punching the air. We walked back to the car where Bruce and Thor were waiting. We headed on the way to get Pietro from Deadpool's apartment. We had it in the files just in case anything like this ever happens. Not this scenario specifically of course but if we ever needed him. He doesn't know that we have his address, but that just works in our favor. I looked over at Clint and he had worry covering his face.
