One Piece: Straw Hat Beast

A Liar vs Pussie Cats I

Enter Usopp! The Brave (Lying) Pirate with over 80 million followers!

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"W-Whoa...I-It's so...soft."

"Ahhh~ This feels nice~"

"...You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

"I can't help it...You're touching a sensitive part of me..."

"Oh really?~ And if I do this?~"

"Ahhhhhh~ I'm in heaven!~"

"Hehehe...You're such a baby."

A tick mark appeared on the head of a green-haired man, "OY! Could you cut-off?! You're giving a wrong image with those sounds!" Zoro yelled at Seth and Nami.

The latter blushed as she remembers she had her hands on the former's cat ears, she quickly took them away, much to Seth's disappointment.

"A-Anyway!" Nami shook her blush off and put on a serious expression. "You guys have a serious problem here, these boats aren't going to be enough for the Grand Line, and we don't have supplies for the journey."

"YEAH! We need more meat!" said Luffy while eating an apple.

"And booze, I want one," said Zoro.

"Those things can wait!" Nami yelled at them, "Don't you guys know?! The Grand Line is the most dangerous place in the world! Pirates go there with bigger ships, so we need a bigger ship!"

Seth raised an eyebrow, "We? Miss Navigator finally chose to join us?"

"Yes! Nami is part of the crew now!" that made Luffy super-happy.

"No I have not!" the orange-haired denied, "I only looked up for myself! If this ship goes down because of a storm or a pirate raid, I'm a goner too!"

"I'd protect you. Just like I did before." Seth answered with an obvious expression.

The thief had a heavy blush on her face before stomping her foot on the floor. "Sh-Shut up! I don't need protection!"

"She likes us! Shishishishishi!" Luffy laughed while staring into the ocean.

Zoro rolled his eyes before closing them, "So, any idea where are we going now?" he asked.

Nami slaps a hand on her face and growls at them, "You guys didn't hear what I say a few hours ago, did you?"

All three of them stood silent with blank faces before simultaneously saying, "Yes."

"No, you don't..." Nami grumbled.

"No we don't," they answer with a laugh.

Nami grumbles at their stupidity, "As I said before, there's an island with a village up ahead, we can get some supplies and maybe a new ship!" she told them again, hoping that they remember about it this time.

"Okay, you're confusing me with the 'we' part, are you joining this crew or not?" Seth asked her.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING?!" she yelled at him. "I said no! Why would I join you guys anyways?!"

"You can keep touching my fluffy ears. I can tell you were enjoying it." Seth says, making the orange thief blush and grumble at him. "Yeah...I don't know why, but I have a feeling that in the next few days, she will fall in love with me," he says with an innocent smile on his face.