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Welcome to the Baratie Restaurant! Gin and Krieg from the Pirate Armada!

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It was a beautiful day as the members of the Going Merry were doing their things.

"Finish!" Luffy shouts as he shows the crew a banner with a deformed skull and hat. "This is our Pirate mark, I had it planned for a long time, what do you guys think?!"

Their opinions were truthful.

"This guy has a terrible sense of art," Usopp replied with an open jaw of disbelief.

"Or maybe is some sort of dislocated drawing?" Nami asked, trying to see the art of the flag.

"Guys, you're missing the point, a pirate's flag is supposed to inspire terror to others...This...is fucking scary." Zoro said with a twitching eyebrow.

"I feel like one of the father's of painting had his hair yanked out of exasperation at this insult," Seth commented.

"So?! What you guys think?!" Luffy asked with a goofy smile.

"It stinks, let me do it," Usopp offered. "After all, I've been drawing graffiti all my life!"

With that said, Usopp painted the mark. But while he was much better at painting than Luffy, what he ended up painting was a jolly roger that resembled himself instead of the captain.

"That is NOT our mark," Luffy and Zoro said as they bonked Usopp on the head.

So he did it again and this time it looked like Luffy.

"Yeah, that's the one! Now draw one on the sail too!" Luffy said.

A little while later the mark was on both the flag and the sail. "Alright! Now the Going Merry has everything she needs. The Straw Hat Pirates are now officially formed!" Luffy declared.

"The Straw Hat Pirates..." Seth looked at the others, "Nice name, but we don't have straw hats in our head." he comments.

BOOOOM!

Everyone was surprised to hear a cannon sound off. They all turn to see Luffy next to the cannon.

"What are you doing?" Zoro asked.

"Are we going to ignored how he move from the railing to the cannon this fast?" Seth asked.

"Cannon practice, although it doesn't work," Luffy said.

"Huh, guess we are." Seth deadpanned as he was being ignored.

"Here Luffy, let me try." Usopp said as he walks next to the cannon and aims it at a rock pillar, "Now, judging by your trajectory, this should do the trick!" Usopp shot the cannonball, hitting the rock.

"Woah! You hit it!" Luffy was amazed.

"Woah! I hit it!" Usopp himself was amazed, but quickly recompose himself, "I mean, of course, I hit it, if you're so amazed, you can call me captain!"

"Naw...I'll make you our sharpshooter!" Luffy said.

"Wait a minute, I thought we agreed to call him by the word sniper," Seth says.

"Eh? Is that what it says?" Luffy asked while taking out a script, "...Oh yeah."

"Run it back!" Zoro yells out.

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