Undertale Au OneShots (very very very slowww)

Random shorts pt. 2

I'm totally not procrastinating rn

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Geno: I don't know why he won't leave me alone, I can't feel safe in my own home anymore, he just comes out of nowhere!

Blue: I'm sorry, he really shouldn't be treating you like that..

Geno: *starts to cry* I just, I don't know how to make him go away... it's like he's constantly following me me.. Even if I lock every window in my house and shut every blind i feel like he's constantly.. w-watching me...

Blue: I wish I could help.. have you considered calling the police?

Geno: I have, but every time they just call me paranoid or crazy, they don't even check my house.. even when I show them all the evidence I have..

Blue: ..... I-I'm so sorry Geno.. I promise I'll do everything I can to help...

Reaper: *falls from a tree behind them* OOF-

Geno: REAPER-

Reaper: lol Sry- I was just... birdwatching-

Geno: are you okay?

Reaper: yeahhh- anyways, what are you two talking about?

Geno: .....

S-Santa-

Reaper: that bastard-

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Nightmare: *tentacle twitches*

Cross: no you can't kill jerry

Nightmare: what-

Cross: don't pretend like you weren't thinking it!

Nightmare: Only a little!!

Cross: *glare*

Nightmare: ...

Cross: I don't care, you still can't kill Jerry

Nightmare: WHY NOT?

Cross: FOR A GOOD REASON

Nightmare: ...

Cross: ...

Nightmare: ....

Cross: NO KILLING JERRY-

Nightmare: BUT WHY-

Cross: I LoVe HiM-

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Horror: dun dun duuunnn

Lust: no.

Horror: :c

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Dream: *reading book*

Killer: damn, I wish someone would suck my dick

Dream: *flips page*

Killer: *cough* I Wish Someone Would Suck My Dick

Dream: *still reading*

Killer: *COUGH COUGH* I. WISH. SOMEONE. WOULD. SUCK. MY. DICK.

Dream: *stilll reading*

Killer: ...

Dream: ...

Killer: ...

Dream: OH HECC- YOU MEAN ME?!

Killer: Y E S ! ! !

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Cross: hey babe?

Nightmare: yea?

Cross: i-if.. w-would you still love me if I was a worm?