Percy Jackson headcannons

Chocolate

Question: What is your favourite chocolate?
Annabeth: I don't like chocolate that much but if I had to choose it would be aero
Leo: Every single one!.....except dark chocolate.
Jason: I don't really eat chocolate.
Frank: Hmm......
Percy: Isn't yours Mars bars?
Annabeth: Very funny.
Percy: How about Piper? Is it DOVE caramel?
Percy: And Hazel is yours HAZELnut?
Annabeth: Seriously? Just stop.
Percy: What? You don't like my flow?
Annabeth: No just no.
Percy: Oh come on is it just me or is something fishy?
Annabeth: YOU KNOW WHAT?! YA something is fishy! What's fishy is the sushi that I'm eating for dinner! Does anyone want to come?
Piper: Sure
Frank: Sure
Jason: Sure
Leo: Sure
Hazel: Sure
Percy: You...wouldn't ..dare
Annabeth: Speaking of Dare, I heard you kissed Rachel!
Percy: Pch whaaaaatt? Wait is that Coach Hedge on fire? I'm just gunna..... *runs away*
Jason: *yells* You can hide over at the Zeus cabin if you want!
Annabeth: Jason are you helping him?
Jason: Hey! I know how Percy feels! I've been in the same situation before.
Piper: Excuse me? What do you mean by that huh?
Jason: I'm just gunna go... * runs away* Hey Percy wait up!
*Annabeth and Piper run after them*
Frank: I'll get the nectar.
Hazel: I'll go get the ambrosia.
Leo: I'll get the camera.