Percy Jackson headcannons

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QUESTION: TO THE BOYS, IF YOU HAD $1000 WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!

TRAVIS: Buy some-

CONNOR: -pranking supplies.

NICO: Buy a new jacket and some mythomagic cards.

JASON: I would redecorate the Zeus cabin.

DAKOTA: Kool-Aid

FRANK: Buy a bow with some arrows and a few pairs of pants.

LEO: FONZIES!!!

PERCY: Well A., I would buy a copy of Finding Nemo and then B., I would buy an engagement ring for Annabeth. Then I would take her to a book store and let her buy all the books she wants. And with the rest I would take her to dinner.

LEO: And Percy wins the best boyfriend award for the 934,172,911, 394,521, 013th time.

FRANK: I thought it was the 934,172,911, 394,521, 014th time?

LEO: Or was it the-

PERCY: I get it but you guys know how much I love her. She's the sunshine after a cold day, She's the rainbow after a storm, the-

LEO: WE GET IT. CHILL THE HADES OUT.

NICO: STOP USING MY DAD'S NAME AS A CURSE!