Percy Jackson headcannons

Bathtime

Let's just give a moment to appreciate how hard it must have been when Sally was trying to bathe Percy when he was little.
Sally: Percy did you put blue food colouring in the water again?
Sally: Percy stop turning the water on and off!
Sally: How did you manage to get cookie crumbs in your hair... Again?
Sally:*soaking wet* finally, now just don't get yourself dirty aga-
Percy:*runs outside and trips face first into mud*
Sally: Well that was nice while it lasted