Sancest OneShots (Requests Open!)

Is that a shit post I see?

Cross: look who made another shit post cuz she's running out of ideas

*spotlight goes to leafy*

Leaf: =-=

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Killer: Oh, about him, I love him a lot!

Nightmare: (Aww....)

Killer: Calamari is the best you know!

Nightmare: (wait WHAT)

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Error: Oi, Skittle face

Ink: can you not call me that?

Error: ••••

Error: Oi m&m's

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Dust: I'm on my way!

Dust: I'm on my way!

Dust: I'm on my way to eating your skin!

Blue: Dust wtf we don't have skin

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Dream: *sigh* why did I agree to this....
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Dream: Yellow Ranger!! *poses epically*

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Ink: Hey Error, have you seen Broomie?

Error: uhhh...no?

Ink: ERROR

Error: yeaaaah?

Ink: how many times do I have to tell you to stop threatening it!? It doesn't even talk darn it!

Error: but you said that you 'love Broomie more than anything'

Ink: •••

Ink: *facepalm*

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Nightmare: hey Dream

Dream: hello Brother! What is it?

Nightmare: have you ever taken off your gloves?

Dream: ..... yeah?

Nightmare: then take them off now

Dream: N-Nightmare...I don't want to though...

Nightmare: Just take them off!!

Dream: *sigh* ....f-fine... *removes gloves*

Nightmare: Holy shit.....Dream.....

Dream: Sorry I kept this a secret....

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Nightmare: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE BABY HANDS!?!?!?!?!

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Cross: By the power of the T-Pose you will now be invisible!!

Epic: BRUH PLS WE CAN TALK ABOUT DISSSS!!

Cross: Too late Dude

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Killer: *is eating a bar of soap*

Nightmare: Killer, soap isn't food

Killer: but I want to be a dragon!!

Nightmare: how the fuck can you be a dra-

Killer: bitch, let me be a bubble dragon you hear me!?

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Sci: Red, you really shouldn't touch those

Red: so? I do what I want

Red: *turns into a unicorn*

Red: FUCK!!!!!

Sci: what did I just sa-

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Epic: I AM DA SAND GUARDIAN

Epic: GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

Cross: POSIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM

Epic: *slaps Cross in the face in the distance* fuck off!