( The video above was my dang inspiration. )
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Taking place at a rather large home of the terrific 3, Gundham Tanaka, Sonia Nevermind, and Kazuichi Souda. Gundham relaxes on the couch with a magazine n hand. Miss Sonia washed dishes, as to it was her turn. Souda had left the house, he should be coming back soon, but really, who knows what he's doing? ( like seriously, what the heck is he doing. )
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" Sonia, " Gundham asks, turning his head toward the dish-washing princess.
" Hm? Yes, Gundham? " Sonia replied, taking her attention away from the dishes for a second.
" Mortal Kazuichi hasn't been home in roughly 2 hours, what do you think he's scheming? " He asks, genuinely curious.
" Oh? " Sonia chuckled. " Well, before he left he did tell me he had some sort of surprise. I think he's just taking his time! " She was probably just guessing at this point.
" Oh.. Well, hopefully it doesn't result like last time. He caught fire trying to make a 3-layer cake and got extinguisher everywhere. " Gundham chuckled softly at the thought, Sonia doing the same.
" Yeah, but maybe we can tru--- " Sonia was immediately caught off by the sound of the door busting open, leaving both of them startled.
" YO! I GOT A PUPPY!! " Kazuichi yelled out, holding the small dog in the air.
" A...A dog?! " Gundham widened his eyes, he nearly fainted.
" Oh, Souda.. Do you even know how to take care of a dog?? " Sonia asked, a concerned tone in her voice.
" Sure I do! I know dogs like the back of my hand! " Souda was clearly trying to hide the fact he didn't have any idea what he was supposed to do. Gundham was already giving him a 'Mr. Judgy Face' look.
• Time skip; Tomorrow. •
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It's been a whole day since Souda brought that puppy home. The house has practically Pee-Pee City. Oh and update, Kazuichi named the dog after himself, 'Kaz'. It's legit 6:00 a.m. , Gundham is the first to wake, so he decides to take a shower. Little does he know he's not the only one awake. ( YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. )
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" Mmph.. " Gundham groans as he gets out of bed. He assumes he's the only one awake so far, so he decides to get his shower in first. His footsteps were stopped and he heard a whine. Gundham look downwards, it was Kaz, the puppy.
' Are you serious? At this time of day, a plebian animal has to ruin my only opportunity to take a refreshing shower? Tch, Curse you, Mortal Kazuichi.. '
Gundham starts to enter the bathroom, making sure he was alone. He closed the door. Finally having the privacy to take off any clothes he had on and shower.
Gundham wets his hair, taking a peek at the ground. And then.... BOOM! Kaz is right there in front of him, in the shower. Gundham froze.
" KAZUICHI!!!! " He roared in anger and fear. He backed up from the dog, him literally trying to climb the wall backwards. He ended up waking up the entire house (neighborhood too, probably).
Oddly, Kazuichi came in through the door, Gundham quickly hiding the curtain as Souda got the dog.
" Keep..Your plebian.. 'PET', Away from me.. " Gundham said, eyeing at the dog. Sonia then also came to the door, Both Gundham and Souda were looking at her.
" What're you two doing in here like this? " Sonia asked.
" Souda won't keep his damned plebian pet away from me! " Gundham cried out, still eyeing Kaz.
" C'mon, now. Let's just let Gundham take his shower and keep your dog in your lane! " Sonia snapped, grabbing Souda's wrist. The dog followed them and they all left.
" Whew..finally- " Gundham sighed. He finished his shower and proceeds to the living room with the others.
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The rest of the day ended up being pretty weird, Gundham isn't getting along with Kaz, Sonia is being the best girl she is, and Souda... let's just pray for him.
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THAT CONCLUDES THAT. first episode of the terrific trio. This took me so long to make i- but seriously, I need the support TvT anyway, I'll see you all in hell ;)
Riiyuu Signing Out...
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[ The Adventures of Sonia, Gundham, and Souda ]
HumorBasically Sonsoudam being crackheads and embarrassing m o r t a l s. Also, living in a dang house together. umm imma just skedaddle.