thick asses
jungkooklove: HE CALLED ME CUTE
parkmina: AH MY BROTHERS GETTING MARRIED
sanamybae: I HEAR WEDDING BELLS
bemywifejennie: BANG HIM
namjesus: "OH FATHER IM ARRIVING"
jungkooklove: AM I THE QUEEN TO BE MOANING LIKE THAT PISS OFF
namjesus: you look like a poshie
taethegoodboy: you should try to dm him, he'll probably reply, he's already noticed you
jungkooklove: oh no way in hell am i doing that what if i say something wrong and mess it up
sanamybae: hey jimin
jungkooklove: what
sanamybae: i dare you
jungkooklove: oh fuck you
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jungkooklove: you probably won't reply but i just wanted to say i've loved you for as long as i can remember you're such an inspiration to me and i totally didn't die when you called me cute or anything but yeah HI AND BYEEE
jeonjk: who said i wouldn't reply?
lmao you're adorable
you should post pictures of you instead of me more often!jungkooklove: omg you actually replied omgomgofmogmomg. well um now that you've told me to i can't really say no can i :(
jeonjk: it'd make me happy getting to see your face more often
jungkooklove: is this actually happening omg i'm texting jeon jungkook.
jeonjk: you just realised that?
jungkooklove: I HAVE TO TELL MY THICK ASSES
jeonjk: you what
jungkooklove: omg i just realised what i said and who i just said that to. ITS A GROUPCHAT SORRY.
jeonjk: and it's called thick asses?
jungkooklove: omg this is so embarrassing
jeonjk: no! to make it fair um, my group chat between me taehyung, yoongi and namjoon is called the daddies but don't tell anyone i told you that.
jungkooklove: i- I LOVE IT AOHFJAOA
jeonjk: adorable
jungkooklove: no you