Danganronpa x Reader Oneshots!!

Fuyuhiko X Prankster!Reader - Immature

{hey I'm back and I got a request abt 5 mins ago and I can't tag the person bc my phone won't let me}

S O U L M A T E   A U   -   u get the same marks as ur soulmate, and they get the same as u

{Y/N POV}

Ring, ring, ring, ring...

"mmmmmmffffuck off you stupid alarmmmmmm" I grumbled into my pillow. Right as I was about to sit up and get out of bed, I felt four hands pin me back down. As soon as I started panicking, Sonia and Kazuichi's faces made their way into my line of sight.
"hehe, did we scare ya, Y/N?" Kazuichi grinned as he got up and off of me.
"no. I thought you were someone important" I shot a glare at my childhood friend, who began whimpering.
"Y/N that was a bit harsh, don't you think?" Sonia's melodic voice rang in my ears.
"nah, not really" I gave my other childhood friend a blank stare. Then I remembered that it was my birthday. You'd think I'd be the first to remember, but I'm always busy working on my next prank, y'know, being the Super High School Level Prankster and all that crap.
"Y/N...what are ya planning...?"
"I think you know, Kaz"
"lemme guess....'im gonna find my soulmate through pranks!!'?"
"you know it"
"you're an idiot"
"I know. Oooo! I'll draw a dick on my forehead!"
"wooooow Y/N, veeeeerrryyyy original"
"I know" I skipped down the hall, drawing a dick. On my forehead. In red ink. Then I saw everyone else. They all had dicks on their foreheads. In red pen. Shit.
"oh"
"didn't think that one through, did ya?"
"Kazuichi, look!"
"what is it, Sonia?"
"your forehead! There's a.....hamster? Drawn on it! Look!" she exclaimed as she shoved her pocket mirroring his eyes, and sure enough, there it was. A little hamster doodle. Then we felt a dark presence behind us, then he spoke.
"ahem. Do either of you three have a sketch of a hamster on your foreheads?"
"actually, yeah I do. Not. Happy. Do you realise how embarrassing this is? Now I'm gonna have to use some of Sonia's makeup to cover it up!"
"you're.... Kazuichi Souda, correct?"
"oh and you're that Tanaka guy, huh?"
"correct. Now, Kazuichi, do you realise what this means? We are soulmates. Bound to fall in love. Born for each other."
"eh? Oh..." his face quickly turned the same shade as his hair, which I took a picture of, y'know, for blackmail. Then Tanaka did the unexpected. Well, not really. It was kinda cliché. He grabbed Kaz and kissed him, which I also took pictures of, also for blackmail.

{timeskip 2 a few months later}

"seriously Peko, you need to help me find my soulmate! There just so-"
"immature, young master?"
"QUIT CALLING ME THAT!"
'the hell? Eh, it might be my soulmate, let's see.....oh!' I thought as I used the stamps on my hands, cheeks and forehead.
"hey, I heard some shou-"
"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! AGAIN! WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE PONIES ON MY FACE?!?!"
"pfffttt"
"oi. The fuck are you la-"
"don't talk to me like that. Besides, you're in no place to be 'threatening' when you look like that"
"alright that's it. What the fuck do you want?"
"I already told you. I heard shouting. Also have you seen anyone with weird dragon tattoos on their back and neck?"
"yeah, actually."
"ooohhh really? Who?"
Sighing and pointing at his forehead, he explained that we're soul mates or some bullcrap like that.
"oh so you won't mind if I kiss you right?"
"YES I WOULD WE JUST MET"
"Weeeeeeellllll since we're soulmates, we'll have loads of time to get to know each other!" And with that, I kissed him and left.

{AAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm srry this was so bad! >.< I've been dealing w/ writers block 4 the past few days =( anyway I hope u enjoyed! Plz remember 2 request stuff on the first chapter! Well that's all from me! Buh-bye!! - Author}

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