Teddy bear (Countryhumans)

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Philippines POV:

Me and America are staying inside Russia's house for awhile since America predict that Spain is guarding our house or something.

While staying there America and Russia are acting kinda werid...I don't know but they are like fighting who I love the most. I hope they won't go kill each other and all.

I was sitting on the couch listening to some music. America and Russia were talking about something,probably my life when I was with Spain or who I love the most. Honestly,I love both of them equaly maybe they are just too gay,unlike me. I'm half gay since I kinda think of them as my brothers.

I then feel hungry so I went up to America
"America...Me wants to eat.."
I said while holding his hand and shaking it a little.
"Then go cook something in the kitchen"
America said.
"I can't cook..."
I said
"Search in the Internet on how to cook"
America said boredly
This lil b***h
"I'M BLIND!!"
I yelled as I kick his foot
"Oww!! Sorry I forgo-AGHH!"
I punched him in the stomach...i think

"I'll cook dinner for you, sunshine"
Russia said
"Really?!"
I said in excitement
"No no! Wait! I'll cook for you. I promise I won't joke around anymore"
America said
"Really?! You promise?! Ok then! Cook adobo for me. Make sure it will taste like my mother's adobo"
I said happily

America POV:

When Phil said that I saw Russia confused. This is great!
"Umm....Phil I don't-"
"Don't worry Phil I'll make sure it'll be delicious"
I cut off Russia and went to the kitchen

I know how to cook adobo since Phil taught me before.

Russia POV:

Damn America,since when did this dumbass learn how to cook?!

"If you made the adobo like my mother's then.....that's my answer to your question. Who I love the most"
Phil said then walk to me
"You probably don't know how to cook adobo so I'll tell you how. Just make sure you won't burn the house"
Phil said then told me how to cook adobo.
After he told me how to cook it I went in the kitchen.

After me and America cook while also kinda trash talking to each other. We serve the food to phil who is on the dining table.

"So what happened when you two were cooking?"
Phil asked
"Um.... nothing..."
Me and America lied

"You two lied but I think I'll be sad or get angry if you told me the truth....whatever.... gimme your adobo,America!"
Phil said smiling
America then gave the adobo that he made to Phil. Phil ate some then said
"Wow...it really taste like my mother's cooking! Good job, America!"
"Hehe...thanks,mahal"
America said then kiss phil at the cheek

At this point I want to kill him,but I can't. Sunshine will probably be sad.

"Next is Russia's adobo!"
Phil said happily
I gave him my cook and he ate some
"....Russia..."
He said lowering his head
Crap,I think I failed...

"How come this is delicious than my first try!"
Phil said pouting
"Eh?"
I was confused
"My first time cooking this was bad since I put too much soy sauce"
Phil said while eating the adobo I cooked

"Maybe because you told me how to cook it or something?"
I said
"Yeah...i think that might be the reason.... or not...since I did it on purpose! My answer to your question is...I love both of you!"
Phil said happily

After we ate,I told them that there is only one guest room with one bed.
"Me and Phil can sleep together"
America suggested
"Pft! As if I would say yes to that! No way! i'm sleeping with Phil"
I protest
"You lil' s**t! No way! Phil will sleep with me since he trust me the most!"
America protest back
"Nah I don't think you two will fit in a small bed. Mine is bigger so phil should sleep with me."
I said

"How about we sleep together!"
Phil said
"Russia said his bed is big anyway. I'll be in the middle so you two don't have to fight and you can cuddle with me,I like cuddles"
Phil said hugging both of us

We can't really argue with phil so we agree on it.