('I have like two more gag chapters and then I'll move on to actual crime fighting and shit.')
Enjoy
____________________________________________________________________________________Back at the tower 3rd POV
Cyborg- "oh she definitely dog walking him right now."
Virgil- "nah, she's got a lasso. Bondage is the way to go, I mean that thing ain't just for show."
Matt- "could you two stop thinking about what she's doing to him?"
Virgil- "but it's fun, and disturbing, to think about."
Matt- "keyword, disturbing."
Virgil- "if you're concerned then why don't you search for him."
Matt- "because I don't think lantern rings can do things like that."
Virgil- "did you try?"
Matt- ".....no."
Virgil face palms.
Virgil- "you....have no idea how powerful those rings are do you?"
Matt- ".....no."
Virgil- "oh well, waiting it is."
Themyscira (Y/n)'s POV
(Y/n)- "I hate not being able to feel tired.....can I please go home now?"
Wonder Woman- "fine. Here's your clothes."
She threw me my clothes, I put them on and followed her out. She threw her lasso around me and flew me up to the sky.
(Y/n)- "AAAAAAHH!! AAAAAAH, GET ME DOWN!!"
Wonder Woman- "what? Scared of heights?"
(Y/n)- "YES!!"
Wonder Woman- "hahaha! This'll be fun."
She pulled me up and carried bridal style.
(Y/n)- "Ugh can you stop tying me up with the lasso, I keep being honest and it's embarrassing."
Wonder Woman- "say something nice about me."
I tried to hold back my words.
Wonder Woman- "there's no point in trying to hold back, the lasso will just force the truth out of you."
(Y/n)- "......"
I tried to hold back again....but it got even more difficult. Wonder Woman stopped flying and looked at me.
Wonder Woman- "come on, I have all day to do this."
I couldn't take it anymore.
(Y/n)- "you're my favorite heroine .....in general.....in my opinion, no female heroine is better than you are....fiction and/or real life.....you're my favorite...."
('She is, change my mind.')
She looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
Wonder Woman- "really???"
I nodded.
(Y/n)- "happy?"
Wonder Woman- "of course I am....stepdad."
(Y/n)- "......"
She began flying again.
Wonder Woman- "that's nice of you to say. Though now I can tease you about it."
(Y/n)- "oh well."
Wonder Woman- "but since you still have things to pay for, I'm gonna further embarrass you. What's your darkest secret."
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My kryptonian daughter (technically complete but is being rewritten)
FanficIt's hard enough to take care of a child in general...but what would it be like if this child of yours was an indestructible, extraterrestrial humanoid alien? Let's see how this mellow high-school boy deals with parenthood.