Love In The Clouds: A TALMR Fanfic

Chapter 8: First Kiss

Note: This chapter will be longer than usual

Yellow

"There's a wasp nest on the roof," Black said. "Maybe take care of it? You did take care of the hornets."

"Almost died," I said back. "They're MURDER hornets."

"They aren't those Japanese giants," he replied. "They're gold with orange-ish stripes."

He was talking about the executioner wasp.

"I made an insecticide," Scarlet said. "And I took care of them."

I was relieved. I had gotten all I needed for comedy night tonight.

Author's Note
(as a side note, I consider Amber reading my fanfic "breaking the 4th wall.")

Magenta

Red tried flirting with me again, and failed again. Instead of a crotch kick, I resorted to a sucker punch.

"How dare you punch him!" Cyan said. "He got hurt!"

"It wasn't as painful as the crotch kick," Red whimpered.

Yellow and I left the area, and headed to the stage. I showed her my attempts at RLCraft.

Cloud

I appeared on the screen above the large food court.

"We are going to the beach today!" I said.

"What about Yellow's comedy night?" Magenta asked. I looked at her, unimpressed.

"He can host there," I replied. "I have a stage setup."

Yellow
"Ya know the 'better off without them' joke?" Dark Pink asked.

"That was actually supposed to be: Ya know what they say about women and clothing, right?" I replied. "It doesn't reach Bikini Bottom!"

"That is just as funny!" Dark Pink said. "I got the SpongeBob reference!"

When we got to the beach later, I got a boat! I was looking for the Albino Whitetips! They're more docile than other Whitetips!

"You actually got a boat?" Deep Purple asked.

"Yes." I replied. "Apparently, I had a 2 identical Cloudimon cards worth $30,000 each. I gave one to this guy who was jealous, and got the money to get a boat!"

The beach we were on has two halves with different water conditions. The left side, my boat was in, has calmer water. Hell, a coral reef! The right has large waves and surfing is good there.

We suddenly saw Red using a wooden platform to reach the boat!

"Any ladies here wanna date me?" he asked. "Wait, studying coral reefs? What lame activities are next? Turtle Hatching? Is anyone th-"

Before he can say anything risqué, I knocked him into the water. Magenta's already had enough of Red's shenanigans. At least Like doesn't flirt and hit on women. The crocodile even went to scare Red.

After an hour of searching for all 8 animals: The Whitetip Shark, The Moon Jellyfish, the Coastal Clownfish, and other animals, we gave the info to Cloud. She wanted us to help her.

"T. Yellow is on his barbecue!" Periwinkle said. Get to shore bc it is comedy night!"

Getting back to shore...

Magenta

"Good evening to y'all!" Yellow said on stage, pointing to me next. "Good evening, m'lady!"

He proceeded to make Rock'n'roll puns while showing footage of Deep Purple's concert.

"Ya know what's wrong about RLCraft?" He asked to everyone.

"IT'S JUST TOO HARD!" Amaranth said. "I HATE IT!"

"Exactly," Yellow said. "I went through the torture of playing Hardcore Mode in it so you don't have to. NEVER DOG STRAIGHT DOWN! That rule still applies, If you do, there could be more than your armor flaming. RLCraft does suck more than my previous 3 TALMR performances!"

After 10 more minutes of that. Some lights came on the stage. I've never seen everyone laugh so hard at Yellow's comedy before. People proceeded to place me on the stage. The dress I was wearing seemed to for for this scenario. It was the same as on our date the other night.

After doing some great dances, I proceeded to kiss Yellow.

Pink

Magenta kissed Yellow. Me Seafoam threw up in cans. Disgusting so!

Amber

I was hesitant to kiss Sky, but.

"Ya know what" Screw it!" I said before kissing Sky. Everyone was interested.

"They've done that before, right?" T. Red asked.