this is not a joke, this is a real thing that happened 😒😒🙄🙄🙄
I can't believe I made an account for this ❤️
also for clarification - I'm illiterate and unfortunately I was not gifted in the writing section of my skills 💔 this storyline will be...
A/N: Hey guys! Sorry if I don't update often Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）I'm trying to pump out ideas for this so I can try and make people laugh whilst reading this but I have a lot of things I want to do outside of writing on 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕡𝕒𝕕 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 thank you for the votes and people adding this to their folders like sjskjj'jskjsjsijs£'jdkjfkjdkjekj
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What just happened in the small store? We don't talk about it 😹 Your ass got what you wanted and that's all your sleep derived self could do. It was going to be a while until you returned to your small apartment so you decided to make the best of the city lights (you bet my ass will promote City Lights by Baekhyun and what is SM going to do) atmosphere and take a small detour through the streets you've grown to know and love.
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With the goods secured in your hands you decide to open up your honey buddha chips and began to eat them as you make your way down the street, there was a couple of people walking the same way as you and you thought nothing of it.
*RING RING RING*
"Who tf is calling me right now?"
You picked up your phone and saw an unknown number, could it be anonymous 😻😻😻😻
You reluctantly picked it up and heard a deep monotone voice.
"Hello? Is this Agent 1453?"
"...ehh haha, who is this?" You nervously laughed because that voice 😼.... your hand in marriage you thought...
"Forget this ever happened, goodbye."
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT TO GET A HUSBAND, YOU SAW YOUR OPPORTUNITY AND TOOK IT 💅✨
"Haha I'm just joking, I've fulfilled the mission. How are you holding up on your end?" You said nervously, whoever agent 1453 was doesn't exist anymore because that is me 💅✨
"I'm deeply wounded but I think I can hold out, call base for medical back up. My phone is about to-"
"..."
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what the hell were you meant to do now.......
SHIT. You didn't know who this man was but you're not about to let him die.
You swiftly ate all your chips and set off to find him, he could be anywhere in the world but you felt that faint connection that he was somewhere near you. Adrenaline kicked in. You set foot and sprinted-
"OOFT"
Your chips packet jumped out of your hands and flew away on the ground from the light wind, with sole instinct you covered your right shoulder with your left hand.
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Your right shoulder bumped into someone, you looked up and saw that it was-
22 July Update: A/N: WHERE IS EVERYBODY COMING FROM WTF SHOULD I BE CONCERNED TY FOR THE COMMENTS AKJSKSJS I'M SO SCARED AHHHAHAHHAH
