PINKYLOCKS AND THE THREE (?) BEARS
Starring:
Todomatsu Matsuno as Goldilocks (I mean, Pinkylocks)
Choromatsu Matsuno as Papa Bear
Totoko Yowai as Mama Bear
Jyushimatsu Matsuno as Baby Bear
Ichimatsu Matsuno as ???
*** Once upon a time, there was an "adorable" little girl named Pinkylocks who got lost in the forest. Hungry and scared, the little girl eventually found shelter in a lovely wood cottage. She ate all the bowls of porridge that where on the table and slept in all the beds. When evening arrived, the cottage's owners, a family of bears, came home only to find the door unlocked, their porridges eaten and their beds messy... ***
Papa Bear (Choromatsu): *Approaches to his bed* Oh my! Somebody slept in my bed!
Mama Bear (Totoko): *Approaches to her bed* Oh my! Somebody slept in my bed!
Baby Bear (Jyushimatsu): *Approaches to his bed* Oh boy! Somebody slept in my bed!
??? (Ichimatsu): Hey, wait for me, you three scoundrels!
*** In that moment, a fourth member entered into the room: it was Grandpa Bear, Papa Bear's father! ***
Grandpa Bear (Ichimatsu): Dangit, son! You know I do not have the same energy I had when I was a young bear!
Papa Bear (Choromatsu): I am sorry, dad. But it was an emergency. You see...
Grandpa Bear (Ichimatsu): *Hears someone snoring like a chainsaw in his bed* WAIT?! WHAT?! WHO IS THAT INSOLENT PUNK WHO IS SLEEPING IN MY BED?! NOW I WILL SHOW THEM! *Approaches to his bed and vehemently removes the blanket* GET UP, YOU BRAT!
Pinkylocks (Todomatsu): *Slowly opens her eyes* Hm... *Yawns and stretches* What a good nap! Huh? *Once her sight brings into focus, she sees two adult bears, a bear cub and a menacing old bear glaring at her* OH MY GOSH! BEARS!
Grandpa Bear (Ichimatsu): You betcha, lassie! And now... *Takes out a rifle*
Pinkylocks (Todomatsu): *Gulps* (Oh crap...)
Grandpa Bear (Ichimatsu): *Starts to shoot* GET OUT OF MY BED!
Pinkylocks (Todomatsu): *Escapes from the Four Bear's house as fast as the light* MOMMY!
Grandpa Bear (Ichimatsu): AND NEVER COME BACK! *Blows on the rifle's sight*
*** And the moral of the story is this: never mess with a grumpy old bear! ***
THE END
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PINKYLOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS
FanfictionPoor Totty... He was not so lucky this time. Osomatsu-san © Fujio Akatsuka; Studio Pierrot Goldilocks and the Three Bears © Robert Southey Avaliable in three languages: English, Italian and Spanish.
