RWBYK: Chibi

Season 1 - Ep6: The Vacuum

Hey Everyoooooone! It's Sonicblade here. And welcome back to another episode of our RWBY: Chibi! Then again, thank you so much guys for adding this series to your faves, and you guys are totally awesome! So anyway, let's get started.

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBYK pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBYK: CHIBI"!

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In Team RWBY's dormitory, Weiss is seen vacuuming enthusiastically and humming to herself. After she leaves the scene a fearful Zwei and Blake Belladonna come out of hiding.

Blake: (to Zwei) I know, right?

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"Procrastination"

In Team RWBY's dormitory, Ky and Ruby reading math books, attempting to study for an upcoming math test. Ruby starts roleplaying, and Ky roleplays along. Ruby grabs her ruler, and in slow motion attempts to attack Ky. Ky quickly grabs a triangular ruler and acting like he stabbed Ruby. Ruby, acting like she is stabbed, grabs a calculator and presses buttons, acting like she is using a remote to activate a bomb]

Ruby: Noooooo! [Activates bomb]

Ky and Ruby: It's gonna explooooooode! [Explosion sound] [Snaps out of it]

Ruby: Oh, come on. Concentrate a little, silly. We'll never be ready for the math test.

[Ky sighs, and they go back to reading]

Ruby: [Strange voice while reading] If zhe square of zhe hypotenuse equals zhe sum of zhe square of the other two sides, vhat is the length of side A?

Ky: [Strange voice while acting like Igor] I know not, master.

Ruby: [Throws down book] You failed me for the last time. ["Zaps" Ky, who starts yelling. Then snaps out of it once again] Oh, come on, we're supposed to be studying.

[Both start reading again, but then Ruby starts playing music with her ruler, and Ky starts slamming his book in harmony until Ruby interferes again]

Ruby: Ky! I love you, but stop distracting me! [Reads book again] Alright, let's get some work done.

[Scene cuts to them playing around. First, they shoot spitballs at each other while hiding behind chairs. Then Ruby balances a book and an apple on her head. After that, Ky spins Ruby around in an office chair. They soon have a pillow fight, smacking each other with them. Then they duel each other with geometry compasses. The next moment, the duo is seen playing video games, determined to beat one another. Then it shows Beacon at night. Off screen, they are heard laughing out loud]

[The next scene cuts to Ky and Ruby are seen crying out loud, and chewing the pages of books]

Ky: [Crying] It's not working, I'm not absorbing any of the knowledge.

Ruby: [In Spanish] ¿Por qué no estudiamos cuando tuvimos tiempo? (Why didn't we study when we had the time?)

Ky: [In Elizabethian English] Be still, you cur. (Chill out, babe.) Imbibe thy portions swiftly. (Keep chewing.) Anon we face our trial. (We only have ten minutes until the test!) By my by!? (What the what?!) [Closes his book] Elizabethan poetry? Fie and fie again! We've been chewing the wrong books!