Season 1- Ep9: Ren Plays Tag

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In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBYK pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBYK Chibi"!

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"Weiss Studying"

In Team RWBYK's room, Weiss is sitting at the table, studying. Until Ruby suddenly enters the room.

Ruby: I'M BORED!! Entertain me.

Weiss: Can't right now. I'm studying.

Ruby: (sulking rapidly) Yeah, I, I know you're busy, that makes sense. I don't have anything else to do, whether you've got stuff to do, that's fine.

Ruby: After you're done, uh, would you wanna hang out?

Weiss: I'll be at this all night.

Ruby: (scooting) Maybe we can study together?

Weiss: Ruby, I really just need to focus. Why don't you go out with Ky or something?

Ruby: I don't know where he is. So I thought maybe you would want to since we're besties.

Weiss: Well, sorry disappoint you. But like I said, I'll be at this all night.

Ruby gets angry and jumps on Weiss' table and procceeds to flop like a fish.

Ruby: YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!

Shortly after Ruby passes out as Ky walks into the room.

Ky: What, uh...what happened in here?

Weiss: I...I don't even know

Ruby soon wakes up and spots Ky as she smiles happily

 Ruby: Ky!!! 

 Ruby uses her Rose burst semblance to tackle Ky out the door

 Ky: {groans} Whyyyy...?

Weiss blinks at where the duo went and shakes her head.

Weiss: {sighs} Dolts

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"Live Bait"

Ky. Ruby, Jaune, Yang and Zwei are sneaking through the Emerald Forest. From behind a log, they observe close up the hordes of Grimm.

Jaune: There it is!

He then points to his sword, which laid on the ground and surrounded by the Grimm.

Ky: Grimm. It's always Grimm. But how in the heck did you lose your sword, Jaune?

Jaune: Well, I was out here training by myself and...one thing lead to another.

Ruby: Okay {Unsheathes Crescent Rose} I'd say we charge in, guns blazing!

Yang: Whoa! Easy there, sis. As much as I love the idea of punching things, I think we need a different strategy here.

Ky: Yeah, So what's your plan for gettin' past those guys?

Yang: Live bait.

She then look over at the two boys, with Ruby followng her lead.

Ky: Good idea. {Realizing} Heeey. You mean me?

Yang: Come on, Ky'. You guys smart. Just create a perfect diversion.

Ky:{Incredulous} What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?

{Camera switch to Ky in a hula outfit. The music sung is The Hawaiian War Chant much like the Spike Jones arrangement. Zwei is set up like a roast pig, even with an apple in his mouth. Jungle drum riff.}

Ky:Luau!

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Zwei here because he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty canine All ya have to do is get in line

{Parenthetical parts are Zwei barking; the apple is at his feet.}

Aaaare you achin'
(Bark, Bark, Bark)
Foooor some bacon?
(Bark, Bark)
Heeee's a full dog
(Bark, Bark)
You could be a full dog too.

Oy!

Ky then picks up Zwei and runs off, with the Grimm chasing after them

Ky: YOU GUYS OWE ME FOR THIS!!!

Ruby then pops out from the long and cups her hands over her mouth

Ruby: I give you tons of kisses when we get back!!!

Yang and Jaune so jump out as well while the male bonde walks over to reclaim his weapon.

Jaune: Aha! Hello, precious.

Yang: Well that takes care of that

Ruby: We should go check on them, just in case.

Ruby and Yang then run off to Ky and Zwei's direction. Jaune then sheathes his sword and was about to follow the girls, only for a tree to topple over and land on him.

Jaune: {Muffled} I beg your pardon, Mr. Tree, but...GET OFF! ...Ky, Yang, Rubbbyyy?

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"Ren Plays Tag"

Team JNPR plays tag and Pyrrha touches Jaune first.

Pyrrha: Tag!

Jaune goes over to a tree which has Nora's leg sticking out of it.

Jaune: Tag!

Nora goes to the bench on which Ren is sttting.

Nora: Tag, you're it!

Ren: I'm... it?

Ren suddenly puts on a headband and procceeds to have a training montage in which he does increasingly difficult push-ups, meditation, gymnastics with Zwei, levitation with the help of a fan and catches peppermint candies with closed eyes and chopsticks in front of Ruby.

Ruby:(also wearing a headband) You're ready.

Ren: Tag!

Nora: Tag back!

Nora uses her head with full force to tag Ren back, resulting him to be knocked backwards, his whole body being rigid and stiff. She resumes her humming and goes on with whatever her business is, skipping over Ren's whole, rigid figure. 

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