random crack crossover with my friends ocs [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 1: Where the Fuck is my Cheese Pizza

wow okay, the first chapter is probably gonna be idk somewhat long??? idaskdhadh anyways, enjoy u psychotic people-

also swearing is here so be careful

and ill only do the [] bracks things with the actual operatives because I'm too much of a tired whore to do anything.

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Upon waking, Chaotic burrowed herself into the warm, soft sheets. She rubbed the remainders of sleep from her eyes and gazed out at the horizon; its vivid light extended across a rosy sky. She supposed this was something the majority of people would consider beautiful, but she found it strange, hard even, to find something so meaningful in something so every-day. It's not like the sun wouldn't rise, it had, after all, been reliably happening since the beginning of time. So what was so special about it? She could never feel the joy from it others did, the magic that drew so many artists and photographers in as if they had some lens or filter she'd missed out on.

Before she could even be in a happy mood, a voice shot out of her door, underneath the wooden material.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T MAKE CHEESE PIZZA!?" Groaning knowing someone was obviously drinking too much last night. 

"D-Distant- C-Calm Down! You'll w-wake up Chaotic!" 

Tossing the bedsheets over, the pleasure of wanting to stay in bed and snuggle to nothing but the warmth that surrounded her came never. She had to investigate, and due to be woken too early in the morning, she was pissed off. 

Slamming open the door, she walked grumpily to what seemed to where the sound and noise coming from. 

"Oh shut up-"

Peeking through the corridor, she met with her friends yelling each other while her other which was Munificent who was sitting and reading. She was distracted with the book she was reading while the other was yelling and groaning, about to start another fight, 

"Okay, Okay, can someone explain why you crying babies woke me up at 7?" Chaotic mumbled, rubbing her eyes as she folded her arms against her chest as Clumsy and Distant turned. 

"W-Well you s-see..." 

"This gay-ass head-ass pizza place doesn't serve in the fucking area we live in, nor does it make cHEESE PIZZA!" Distant spat, throwing her old phone into the sink by accident. Fueling the anger she was resonating off, Chaotic sighed in tiredness. 

Clumsy went back to sitting in the oven while he just calmly cried like the shy operative he is, while Distant was cussing out Munificent who somewhat got pulled into the business she was pulling. 

Chaotic, not feeling in such a chaotic mood, took out her mobile phone. 

"Unstable?" 

"HI YES WHAT UP" 

"The Ceiling, anyways, wanna go hang?" 

"SURE." 

Turning off her phone, she rubbed her temples as the sound of arguing grew louder, before the sound of something smashing on the ground alarmed her. 

Quickly running into the kitchen, she turned to face Clumsy holding a gun while Distant and Munificent were almost biting each other.

"IT TAKES ME ABOUT 1 MINUTE TO LOOK THE FUCK AWAY-" 

"DONT HIT ME-" Munificent and Distant yelled in sync, making Chaotic once again, rub her temples.

Why the fuck is there so much drama in this one chatroom? Well, let me just say is that this is somewhat how we fucking act, but Chaotic isn't acting like the accurate person she is. 

Sorry and not sorry for breaking the fourth wall.

Before Chaotic could rant to both of them and how Clumsy shouldn't pull out the fucking gun in the household, the door was rung with the doorbell. 

"123, This is the gay-headass pizza place." The monotone voice hit the ears of Distant as she quickly let go of Munificent, possibly breaking her finger in the process as she squeaked, hugging her finger. 

Distant opened the door, meeting the tall tree of a Pizza delivery man, to which she quickly took the pizza without paying.

"Hey, you gotta pa-"

"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!" Distant yelled at the closed door, to which the sound of someone leaving resonated through the house. Chaotic watched as Distant made her way to the kitchen bench.

She placed down the pizzas, opening them one by one.

Looking through them all with a smile, it only dropped.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHEESE PIZZA!"

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this was dramatic, weird, short, and ugly at the same time.

ill be more better next time promise no promise sorry alright wait till the next chapter uwu