random crack crossover with my friends ocs [DISCONTINUED]

my friend asked me if I had a headcanon of myself.

i only have two headcanons of myself

1) I normally act extremely quiet and pretend to do something, otherwise I binge eat the food I'm given unless I don't to which I go buy myself some.

2) i beat my ocs to submission but then they die because i accidentally continue to attack their throat and heart-