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10.

Tsuna wondered if there was something inherently wrong with the sisters of his supposed guardians.

Take Kyoko for example.

Sasagawa Kyoko was a gem. Good-looking, charming, and overwhelmingly nice, Tsuna love that woman but even he couldn't deny that her sense of normalcy was a bit out of whack.

After all, she hugged Reborn as if the toddler wasn't constantly emitting a huge amount of killing intent to ward people off and the fact that she (and Haru) had been able to do so-

Even if she was a civilian, normal people have this natural danger sense that would tell them, no, doing this is bad or no, no why don't you just get fuck out of there and do something safer.

That wasn't even mentioning the fact that Kyoko was able to bathe with Colonello, Kami-

Colonello's aura of danger's rougher than Reborn. He might not be as strong as his monster tutor but he couldn't quite leash his strength that warned people the fuck off as well as Reborn could.

Even if she was naturally dense, wasn't the huge-ass gun that weighed a ton (Tsuna couldn't even lift that one properly) and the humungous probably-can-eat-a-man hawk masking as that baby's pet enough of a red flag?

Very well.

One could say Kyoko's actions could be excused.

One might say-

Just because you have that preternatural sense, you can act like you're all that Tsuna, huh?

It wasn't as if everyone was as sensitive as you are.

And what's wrong with showering with a genius baby? Le gasp Tsuna-kun, are you discriminating against mature prodigious toddlers?

But hear him out, okay?

When Kyoko proceeded to not see or negatively react with Colonello, the supposed mature little angel who could do no wrong, repeatedly beating her older brother up black and blue despite knowing how strong Ryohei was-

That was beyond being insensitive to danger at that point.

His honorary older brother's strength training was insane. She should have known better than Tsuna since she was his sibling and the fact that Colonello could beat him to such a sorry state-

That was beyond being a genius, little pumpkin pie.

That was monster level wrapped in a cute package beast.

But then again, at least she was considerably more normal than Hibari Kei was, because at least when it came down to it-

When Ryohei was confined to the hospital after his fight with Xanxus's Sun Guardian, she was worried for her brother and thereby knew that Ryohei was roped into some pretty shady shit.

Kei was comparably worse.

She wasn't dense like Kyoko, no.

Kei knew enough not to touch the toddlers and cuddle with them like they were teddy bears but she was apparently dense enough to court death by trash-talking Xanxus as if his guns and muscles were only for show.

Why in the hell did Kyoya let his aneki witness his fight against the cloud guardian of Varia? With how frail his aneki looks, shouldn't Kyoya be sheltering her as best as he can?

Whose bright idea was it to let her witness all of this?

(His shitty sixth sense was telling him it's Reborn.)