Teacher: The average amount of kids is 2.1 kids
The class: *all talking at once*
Roundhouse1312: So, like, you chop off someone's arm?
Me: Or you chop off someone's dick
Ivytailthecat: But- but what if it's a girl?
Roundhouse1312: That's why you're chopping their dick off
Us: *dies of laughter*
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Weird/Funny Stuff I Hear At School BOOK 1
Random!! UPDATE: I've continued book 2!! Just a collection of weird things I hear at school or that happens to me :) Also it gets better as you go along, bear with it!! Swear warning btw May have some mature themes But i dont wanna put the mature button...