100 Ways to Kill Harry Potter: A Guide for Voldemort

2: Sweet, Sweet Revenge

[For the sake of this story you can apparate in and out of Hogwarts]

Y'know when you and your friends joke around, calling eachother crazy or pshycopaths? Well, my friends and I really are phsycos.

We never went looking to kill people, in fact, we had never physically hurt anyone before. We were more the type to take you down mentally. That's what we were known for: making lives miserable.

People knew not to mess with us. Well, not Harry Potter, of course. He thought he could get away with anything, but he is wrong. He can't get away with letting my cousin die.

I spent no time mourning over the death of my cousin. I wanted revenge, and I wanted it now. My two best friends wanted revenge as well.

celestialbil (Isa) was one of my best friends, defiantly the most phsyco out of us.

ThatOneNerd7 (Seven) is the smartest.

And me, HaleyHufflepuff (Haley), I make the stupid irrational decisions.

"Soo... What's the plan?" Seven asked at breakfast.

"What do you mean?" I answered.

Seven face palmed, so Isa answered in a whisper, "To kill Harry Potter, duh."

Seven jerked their head up. "Kill? We never agreed to kill?"

"I know... But at my old school, my friends and I would kill. I'm getting bored of this taking people down mentally stuff." Isa was a transfer student from beauxbatons.

"For the last time, Isa, We don't do murder." Seven sighed.

Isa turned to me, "Potter let him die. Die,  Haley. You will never see him again, and It's Potter's fault. Don't you want to see some punishment?"

"No, Isa. No." Seven said finally.

"Wait," I said uneasily. "Isa is right. I want to kill him."

"What?!" Seven yelped.

"Yes!" Isa stabbed the table with a butter knife.

"Hold on, killing someone is a big deal." Seven explained worriedly. "We could be sent to Azkaban. And besides, Potter has to stay alive to save the world, right?"

"Yeah, Sev, and letting Haley's cousin die is a big deal too. We can't get sent to Azkaban unless we get caught -- which we won't. And lastly, the people who say Potter has to save the world are lying. One death isn't going to change our lives in the long run."

There was silence for a moment.

I blinked. "Well that was convincing."

"It does sound exciting..." Seven said, looking up as though contemplating options.

"That's the right idea!" Isa grinned.

"...And he did let Haley's cousin die."

"So it's a yes?" I asked on the edge of my seat.

"Fine."

"Yes!" Isa and I jumped up together and ran out of the great hall, Seven on our tail.

We started walking along the dewy grounds of Hogwarts, creating our plan.