Draco Malfoy: I cannot believe you unpublished your first work just to change Potter's gender.
OddPAL1: I had to. My Tatay would ground me if I don't.
Draco Malfoy: Sorry, what's a tatay?
OddPAL1: Tagalog word for father.
Draco Malfoy: Oh. Wait, hold on. How old are you exactly?
OddPAL1: That's not important. Anyways, shall we proceed to the introduction?
Draco Malfoy: Right. Readers, I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. And... I can't believe I'm about to tell you this, but... you know what? Potter, you tell them.
Harriet Potter: Who, me? Um... hello... readers? I'm... Harriet Potter. My friends call me Harry, but Draco calls me Potter. Sorry, I'm not really prepared for this. Draco, I don't think I could---
Draco Malfoy: Just tell them already.
Harriet Potter: Maybe you should go first.
Draco Malfoy: How about ladies first?
Harriet Potter: Hmm... lady... isn't that what you're supposed to be called?
OddPAL1: Oof, burn. Sorry, I'm not allowed to take sides. Fight later, talk now. As the narrators, you two have a story to tell.
Draco Malfoy: You're the author, why don't you narrate?
OddPAL1: It's your story, not mine! Well... all right, it's our story now come to think of it...
Harriet Potter: Not just our story.
OddPAL1: That sounds like a good title. I'll write that down then.
Harriet Potter: What? Wait, that's a terrible title!
OddPAL1: Well, it's better than nothing.
Draco Malfoy: Remind me again why you're writing this?
OddPAL1: I ship Drarry! And I'm into OOC's! I want to write a fanfiction!
Draco Malfoy: You sound like a teenager.
OddPAL1: Duh, I am one.
Harriet Potter: So... what will you do if we're the narrators?
OddPAL1: I write. You don't mind if I use a Quick-Quotes Quill, do you? It'll write down what you say and add a bit of finesse to your words.
Harriet Potter: That's not Rita Skeeter's, is it?
OddPAL1: Of course not. Now then, on to the story?
Draco Malfoy: I'm not doing this.
OddPAL1: Too late, I'm already recording our conversation.
Draco Malfoy: Well, *** this ***.
OddPAL1: Language, Draco. Perhaps you'd like to go first?
Draco Malfoy: *** no!
OddPAL1: The chapter will start in three...
Draco Malfoy: Wait, I'm not ready yet!
OddPAL1: Two...
Draco Malfoy: I will curse you!
OddPAL1: One...
Draco Malfoy: Avada Kedav---
OddPAL1: Chapter 1.
YOU ARE READING
Not Just Our Story
FanfictionHarry's a girl this time. Her name's Harriet Lily Potter and her nickname is Harry. Draco's still a boy, of course. It all started at Madam Malkin's where they met. Then came the handshake in the train... What if Harry shook Draco's hand, but stay...
