Harry's a girl this time. Her name's Harriet Lily Potter and her nickname is Harry. Draco's still a boy, of course. It all started at Madam Malkin's where they met. Then came the handshake in the train...
What if Harry shook Draco's hand, but stay...
OddPAL1: Guess what, guys! I just took the Sorting quiz at wizardingworld.com for the first time and I am now a Hufflepuff! EEEEEEEKKKKK!!! Sorted na ako! I'm so happy!!!!!
Draco Malfoy: (drops the book he's reading) You're a Hufflepuff?!
OddPAL1: What did you expect?
Draco Malfoy: I thought you'd be a Ravenclaw or Slytherin!
Harriet Potter: And Youtube said you're a Gryffindor.
Draco Malfoy: You're annoying enough to be one.
OddPAL1: Yes, but now that I'm a Hufflepuff, I can pretend to be innocent and trick people. MWAHAHAHA! Nah, I'm just joking. Char lang.
Draco Malfoy: You're in the wrong House, OddPAL1. They should kick you out.
OddPAL1: I belong there, and I know it. I once read a post that said people aren't Sorted into Houses because of their traits, but because of what they believe in. I value dedication, hard work, patience, and loyalty, and that's why I'm proud to be a Hufflepuff.
Draco Malfoy: Dedication? You haven't even updated for days.
OddPAL1: I got online classes plus an imaginary Hogwarts life. Add three stories from different Wattpad accounts including yours, and BAM goes the gunshot.
Draco Malfoy: An imaginary Hogwarts life? So you go there now? How many points did you lose? You're definitely going to bring your House down.
OddPAL1: Thank you.
Draco Malfoy: That wasn't a compliment.
OddPAL1: It's a good idea, though. I'm doing it.
Draco Malfoy: I have to warn Professor Sprout.
OddPAL1: By all means, go ahead. She can't expel me until I'm caught.
Harriet Potter: You did something illegal, didn't you? What did you do? Ride a flying carpet singing "A Whole New World " at the top of your lungs?
OddPAL1: That's part of my agenda next week. This is still my first day, so I did the simplest crime I could think of.
Draco Malfoy: And that is?
OddPAL1: Avada Kedavra. Of course, I didn't say it out loud, and I killed a bug without raising a wand.
Draco Malfoy: ...
Harriet Potter: ...
Everyone: ...
Draco Malfoy: You used your hand to squash it, not a wand.
OddPAL1: Exactly. I consider it as a form of nonverbal and wandless magic.
Harriet Potter:
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Draco Malfoy: Normally, I'd call you an insufferable pretender or a mindless Mudblood, but... I'll give you credit for shameless creativity.
OddPAL1: Salamat po.
Draco Malfoy: It's a good thing you're only pretending to use the Killing Curse. Otherwise, you'd be in trouble with the Ministry.
OddPAL1: That is so true. And because I'm a Hufflepuff and I value dedication, I'm going to make it a reality!
Draco Malfoy: What?
OddPAL1: I'm gonna practice Avada Kedavra nonverbally and wandlessly!
Draco Malfoy: (pause) I'm owling Sprout and McGonagall to see if they can fix your sanity.
OddPAL1: (imitates his voice) Wait 'til Sprout and McGonagall hear about this.
Draco Malfoy: What did you say?
OddPAL1: Wait 'til my father hears about this!
Draco Malfoy: I never said that!
OddPAL1: Yeah you did.
Draco Malfoy: That was Tom Felton!
OddPAL1: Malfoy, if sense of humor is gold you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.
Draco Malfoy:
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Harriet Potter: Haha!
Draco Malfoy: I can be funny when I want to!
OddPAL1:
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OddPAL1: You're lucky I didn't use the meme with your father in it.
Draco Malfoy:
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Draco Malfoy: You want proof? Keep writing, OddPAL1, and I'll give you a chapter where I joke among my own friends.
