" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
Josuke: Y/n ! Are you alright ? You fell like a stone !!
"Weeheehee~..."
Tonio: Please do not worry. The freshness of the lettuce and cheese is simply getting rid of the accumulated stress. He is just under the shock.
Okuyasu: He looks like he's in pure bliss right now. But, speaking of "stiff shoulder"... Now that you mention it, my neck burnin' up ! I'm starting to sweat...
Tonio: Dear sir... I advise that you take off your jacket.
Okuyasu: I, I dunno why, but... It's startin' to itch ! M- My shoulder itches really damn bad !
Okuyasu: Ah, AHHHH !! S- Something's coming off ! It's stickin' to my fingers !!
Tonio: That's... Dirt.
Okuyasu: Dirt ?!
Tonio: Yes, it is all the dirt that has accumulated on the surface of your skin... What you are experiencing on your shoulder is a sign that your metabolism is rising and your blood flow is getting better in that area. That is because the calcium and the vitamins in the mozzarella and the tomatoes, as well as in my special dressing has stimulated the thyroid gland in your throat. The thyroid gland secretes chemicals that increases your metabolism. The unneeded skin cells on your shoulder are flaking off along with the "dirt". Please continue rubbing, and get rid of all the "dirt".
Okuyasu: AHHHHH !! Th- This looks kinda bad ! There's so much coming off !
Josuke: Okuyasu ! Stop rubbing your shoulder ! I can make a goddamn softball out of everything you've rubbed off ! Your shoulder looks like it's being scraped off !
Okuyasu: N... No, wait, Josuke ! I feel light !! My shoulders feel damn light, Josuke ! It feels like I have balloons for shoulders, that's how light it feels ! Look ! My joints can bend back this much ! I've never been able to do this shit ! My stiff shoulder's completely gone !!
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An unbreakable will (Diamond is Unbreakable x Male reader)
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