I watch the life drain out of their body as they fall to the floor, it looks as tho they were just cut off from ending their monologue, how sad that they didnt finish it. Welp hopefully this does the job, i tighten my grip onto their head and start aggressively dragging their ragdoll-ish body to the arbys on the other side of the continent. It took me 35 years and 17 seconds to get to the other side of the road so hopefully i'll be at arbys in no time. I scurry softly across the continent with the decomposed body, in five minutes i got to arbys. I fisted the door open with the dusty skull of the guy who cant answer a proper question. "Kadh how the heww did u just fist a door? Doors dont have a functioning vaginal awea?" My boss asks. I grin, "just another one of my tricks" my boss frowns deeply, his skin sinking farther into my mouth "u know i dont wike it when u fist my nonsentient objects" he gently pouts at me, rubbing his two forearms together. "What do u hawve for me? UwU" I spiked the dead body to him like a volleyball. "Just another deadbeat human" i say, tho muffled from all the skin in my mouth he understands. He agressively rips his skin back from the jaws of my mouth, my cheeks deflating from the once full chipmunk cheek (im alvin). "Tank u, i no wonger need ur sewvices, goodbye owo." my boss comes up to me tracing my locious chest locks thru his fingies making his way up to my thyroid gland, he slowly caresses his fingies against my sternocleidomastoid muscle and gently snaps my neck.
