007: Horseback Riding

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[ Author: i always wondered why there was only like, 1 scene of them riding horses in the Live Action and NO SCENES of them riding horses in the anime considering they went on so many long journeys ON FOOT LIKE WTF?? So I thought it'd be fun to include this as an extra ;) ]

Saturday 10:00am

taken by Wangji: sent a photo

Nie Huaisang: oh since when did you learn how to ride a horse?

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Nie Huaisang: oh since when did you learn how to ride a horse?

taken by Wangji: literally just now

YanYan: it looks fun!

taken by Wangji: i'm never riding a horse again

taken by Wangji: my balls... are c r u s h e d

peacock🦚: r.i.p. to your kids

Lan Xichen: it's fine, i don't think Wangji would have a problem

taken by Wangji: wdym (what do you mean)

Lan zhan is baby: he's right you don't need it

taken by Wangji: WDYM? OF COURSE I NEED MY BALLS

Lan Xichen: i mean it's fine if you can't make kids,
you and wangji will just adopt anyways

taken by Wangji: LAN XICHEN WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Nie Huaisang: it must hurt though

taken by Wangji: it feels like someone threw a rock at it,
poor lil xianxian
Read by Nie Huaisang and 12 others

peacock🦚: YOU NAMED IT?

taken by Wangji: omg it just slipped out

taken by Wangji: deleted a message

QingQing: too late we all saw it

Nie Huaisang: aww lil xianxian got beat up 🤕

Jiang Cheng<3: he also named it mr. ying

Wen Ning: MR. YING IS HURT

Jin Guangyao: oh my

Nie Huaisang: MR. YING 😭

peacock🦚: and i thought i was disappointing

peacock🦚 changed taken by Wangji's nickname to Mr. Ying

Mr. Ying: ihy (i hate you)

Lan zhan is baby: ...

Jiang Cheng<3 changed Lan Zhan is baby's nickname to Mrs. Ying

Mrs. Ying: no

Mrs. Ying changed Mrs. Ying's nickname to Mr. Ying
Mr. Ying changed Mr. Ying's nickname to Mrs. Ying

(wei wuxian is now mrs. ying and lan zhan is mr. ying)

Mrs. Ying: lan zhan...

Nie Huaisang: did you just tell us who's the wife and who's the husband?

Jiang Cheng<3: i think it's more than that...

Wen Ning: omg childe wei i never imagined you were a bottom

YanYan: oh how the turntables have-

QingQing: kinda expected it

Lan Xichen: a dream come true

Mrs. Ying: SINCE WHEN WAS I THE WIFE?

Mr. Ying: since two nights ago

Jiang Cheng<3: well that's gay

YanYan: very

Nie Huaisang: you do realize my brother and his friends are here right?

Chifeng-zun: not surprised

Jin Guangyao: to be honest Lan Xichen has been
talking about you two for months now...

Mr. Ying: LAN XICHEN?

Lan Xichen: sorry not sorry

Nie Huaisang: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

Jiang Cheng<3: wangxian is real

Nie Huaisang: since when??

Mr. Ying: since Wei Ying forced me to get drunk and we-

Mrs. Ying: LAN ZHAN STOP

peacock🦚: what a turn of events

Nie Huaisang: oh that's why the roof was creaking that night...

YanYan: w o w

Jin Guangyao: we even caught them one time in the lake...

Chifeng-zun: you two really like to spice things up don't you

Jin Guangyao: even Lan Xichen saw it

Jin Guangyao: he wanted to take a picture but we stopped him...

Lan Xichen: lan zhan you're wild

Mr. Ying: i-im not...

Mrs. Ying: tbh (to be honest) the horse back riding was less painful than what we did

Wen Ning: childe why can't you just use private message

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