Saturday 7:00am
you added Jiang Wanyin, Jiang Yanli and 6 others
you changed 6 people's nicknames
you named the groupchat "Wei Wuxian's Birthday Surprise🥂"Jiang Wanyin: oh my god Hanguang-jun.
Me: what
Nie Huaisang: this better be a good surprise or else Wei Wuxian will leave you
Me: What why?!
Jiang Yanli: Last Monday he thought you were cheating on him
Me: What?!! Why? How?!
Zewu Jun: he saw you leaving one morning and thought it was because you were seeing someone else
Me: oh... i was discussing the birthday surprise at Wen Qing's house
Nie Huaisang: what about the guy Wei Wuxian mentioned? The one he saw you talking with at the back of Gusu?
Me: i met with Zewu Jun. He chose my gift for Wei Wuxian.
Zewu Jun: oohh... so it was me... i can't believe i thought you were cheating on him with me...
Zewu Jun: imma go puke real quick
Jiang Cheng: Nevertheless, Wei Wuxian still misunderstood it. You're really bad at surprises you know?
Me: ...
Jiang Yanli: sigh, looks like you really have to make it up to him
Me: that's why I made this groupchat; to make the best surprise for him.
Me: listen, i know i don't always show it but i really care for him and only want him to be happy
Nie Huaisang: omg hanguan-jun i never knew you could be like this
Jiang Cheng: ugh yuck hanguang-jun we know
Wen Qing: Lan Zhan im sorryyyyy
Me: for what?
Wen Qing: i accidentally told the other groupchat about the confetti :(
Me: it's fine, i don't think he'll catch on. He always forgets his birthday every year.
Jiang Cheng: true
Nie Huaisang: ok then, what are you planning to do for him?
Me: uh, dance?
Wen Qing: well that's boring
Jiang Cheng<3: pffttt, you can dance?
Me: yes
Me: sent a video
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