Stupid Stories

Two Intuitive Uncles Shouting to the Beat...

Y/N was thinking about Connor again. Connor was a peculiar brute with blonde fingers and pointy eyes.
Y/N walked over to the window and reflected on her quiet surroundings. She had always loved magical Detroit with its gentle, gleaming gates. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel ecstatic.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a peculiar figure of Connor .
Y/N gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a scheming, hilarious, cocoa drinker with scrawny fingers and chubby eyes. Her friends saw her as a filthy, faffdorking friend. Once, she had even brought a mute toddler back from the brink of death.
But not even a scheming person who had once brought a mute toddler back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Connor had in store today.
The sun shone like cooking ostriches, making Y/N sneezy. Y/N grabbed a weathered book that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Y/N stepped outside and Connor came closer, she could see the muddy smile on his face.
Connor gazed with the affection of 7792 brave angry aardvarks. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."
Y/N looked back, even more sneezy and still fingering the weathered book. "Connor, I just don't need you in my life any more," she replied.
They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two fragile, fluffy flamingos laughing at a very stupid disco, which had piano music playing in the background and two intuitive uncles shouting to the beat.
Y/N studied Connor's blonde fingers and pointy eyes. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Y/N in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Connor."
Connor looked cross, his emotions raw like a knotty, klutzy knife.
Y/N could actually hear Connor's emotions shatter into 8295 pieces. Then the peculiar brute hurried away into the distance.
Not even a mug of cocoa would calm Y/N's nerves tonight

//...That was so sad 😔//