Limb breakers

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[i just realized that I suck at making rants so I'll be editing these soon xD]

My family and I went to a spa to get massaged and I distinctly remember reminding whoever was gonna massage me to make it mild BUT WHEN SHE MASSAGES ME ITS AS IF I WAS A GYMNAST. BACKFLIP THIS, BACKFLIP THAT, FOLD THIS, BEND THAT. AAAAHHHHHHHHHH, and now I feel like I'm a deflated whoopie cushion >.>

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