My random story
The lemmings
It was a normal sunny day in lemming land.Mini Lem Cheesy waffles Swift was baking some bacon for her sister Lemmy Waffles Harris. Then there friend came round horseyiero .She wore a red and black top with black pants with multi-coloured converse.
Once everything was ready we had a party.
Horseyiero was watching the evil brothers play a trick on the old wolf next door, through the window. They were playing 'nock a door dash'. They always did though and they always got a laugh out of it. The music got turned up and soon everyone in lemming land came in and this party was the best ever they had ever had in lemming land. But all was not good because soon the evil Jonas Brothers came along and they wrecked the party. They kidnapped Lemmy Waffles Harris! After all the drama Mini Lem Cheesy Waffles swift(Min Lem for short), and Horseyiero looked around as the mist cleared away.
Somewhere in JO/BRO Land the Jonas brothers were torturing Lemmy Waffles Harris with there un-cool, disgusting etc music loudly until she new every word of every single they had ever made! Even the ones they were writing and were not even on the chart yet (even though they have never got on the chart in Lemming Land!)
Coming to the rescue mini lem AND THE Doctor got inside the tardis while everyone else stayed at home incase she some how escaped from the worst place in the galaxy. The doctor who was mini lem's boyfriend heard what happened and decided he would help save lemmy waffles harris. But of course mini lem would not let her boyfriend go on such a dangerouse trip without her help! the tardis was bigger on the inside than on the outside. When they arrived outside the land walls some piglet guards snorted at them as a signal to run because they did not want to be guards or even work there! No-one did really because everyone hated the distressful j-jonas brothers!! It was even hard to say there names without being sick.
Gratefully the piglets had known of there happy land of lemming land and let them in once they explained why they were there.
The dark hollow hall of the entrance was so mangy that you would think it was in the 1900's! "And what are you repulsive lemmings and time lords doing in the best place in the universe? "Shouted a disgusted prince.
"were here to praise them, we can't live in a place with no j-jonases " replied mini lem nervously.
" well why didn't you say so? The cds and gift shops are around the corner and the Joe brotels are to you right! Have a nice day!" said the prince happily. They walked quickly before they stumbled into any other suspicious people around there.
As they came to a magnificent castle they realized it was destroyed by pictures and posters of the J-Jonese and they just looked away in horror!
" hello my fellow fans! I welcome you to a job of magical ways in which you WILL have the best time of your life. I know how much you love us and how handsome we are but its so lovely to here it from all you lovers of me!" Shouted N-Nick J-Jonas from the platform stage which was held in the towns square, were loads of people were watching in curiosity. " So enjoy all you lovely people and have a happy jonas day" he had shouted again. Everyone was clapping there hands in showing of happiness of him being there. Suddenly The doctor saw Lemmy Layton appear on the stage with tape round her mouth and her hands tied behind her back. " oh no lemmy my sister" gasped Mini lem. "don't worry my love ill save her!" said the doctor heroicly. Then her kissed her forhead and then leaped into the air grabbing lemmys and swinging away to safety. But Nick was not having any of it. "Horsey Iero get your but here now!" shouted a voice behind horsey iero.
Then she turned to see Frank ieros beautiful face smiling at her.
"Hurry frank" she shouted. He ran past Nick and spat in his face leaving some perniment gum there. He made it to the tardis. YAY
In the tardis we were getting chased by the jonases guards. But we esaped back to lemmying land safe and happy. Then suddenly Mini Lem kissed the doctor passionately and Horsy Iero frank Iero to. Then Lemmy Harris kissed Gerard way and we all lived happily ever after in Lemming land with the jonasas in our prison singing there hearts out were no one could here them. MWAAAHAHAHAHA
