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If Harry Potter was set in the year 2020

Harry: This lockdown is really starting to make me question my choices in friends.... O.o Yikes.

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Ginny: And just what makes you say that?

Ron: Yeah mate, what gives?

Harry: I'm sorry... but have you SEEN Hermione's unruly hair?! That is something straight out of a nightmare of the killer hairball. O.O 

Hermione: Oh come on! I said I was sorry... 

Draco: What are you b*tching about now, Potter?

Harry: Hermione... for the love of humanity.... at least put a hat on! If that hair of yours gets any more wild... Hagrid will have to adopt it as one of his beasts to tame. 

Hermione: -_- 

Draco: Holy sh*t, you're referring to her hair? Can we even call it that anymore?

Hermione: *flips middle finger*

Ron: I mean... it COULD be a new species.... 

Hermione: Seriously.... F*ck you all. Harry... I did NOT mean to whack you with my hair. But It's not like I could go to a salon... they're closed. 

Draco: Did you happen to forget you're a witch and can do it yourself?

Hermione: O.o You think I didn't try? It.... came to life last time when I tried that. -_-

Harry: See what I mean? Attack of the killer hairball! 

Ron: Someone! Call Hagrid!

Hermione: Drop dead -_-

Draco: Bahaha. It actually came to life? Like....

Ginny: Medusa? ^_^ bahahaha

*Hermione logs off*

Harry: Forget calling Hagrid. Someone call Hollywood!

Ron: Why? They're closed too. -_-

Draco: This is worse than dealing with Voldemort. 

Harry: If 2020 were a person.... would it be like Voldemort?

Draco: More like Umbridge. LOL

Harry: F*ck. -_-

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I hope everyone is being safe during these hard times. Here's a lil humor for you all. Enjoy!