THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY IN NO WAY IS THIS SERIOUS HAVE FUN
I was at the supermarket looking for the celery. I found it and picked one up. It was drawn like a magnet to my vagina,and it attached itself. I now had a celery penis. I looked around and saw this had happened to two other people, but they had a squash and a carrot. I walked over to them and told them that we should form a group like the avengers. We stood in dramatic positions and yelled, "VEGGIE PENISES ASSEMBLE!"
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