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TROUBLE AT EWANSHIRE??? ALREADY???

WOW. IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A FULL DAY. BUT THAT DOES NOT STOP ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY NOT ANYBODY AT EWANSHIRE.

IT'S SAID THAT LORELEI PORTER AND PRINCE ELIJAH ARE ALREADY IN A FIGHT. THANKS TO EVELYN BROOKS. I TOLD YOU I SENSED A LOVE TRIANGLE. ALTHOUGH....A LITTLE BIRDIE INFORMED ME THAT EVELYN BROOKS HAS BEEN AVOIDING HER BOY-FRIEND (SEE THE SPACE THERE??? THE SPACE CALLED THE FRIEND ZONE?? WONDER HOW LONG THEY'LL STAY THERE).

WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT'S UP WITH THE COUPLE. ARE THEY BROKEN UP?? ARE THEY ON A BREAK??? IS EVELYN ALREADY STEALING THE HEART OF AN ENGLISH NOBLEMAN?? I'M SURE THAT THAT WAS NOT THE WELCOME EV EXPECTED, ESPECIALLY NOT FROM HER ROOMMATE.

YEAH!! THAT'S RIGHT!!

LORELEI PORTER AND EVELYN BROOKS ARE ROOMING TOGETHER.

HELL YES.

THIS. YEAR. IS. GOING. TO. BE. AMAZING.

(From Tosh & Talk)

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