I Own A Brothel In Another World (Ch. 1-196)

Chapter 8 - The Decision

I frantically move my eyes all over the new status window, jumping from one category to another and back.

「Sexmancer? Love Contract? Charm Affinity? Harem Lord? What the hell is all of this?」

I finally realize why everyone has behaved weirdly after my awakening. During everyone's turns, those different things were materializing, like wind or darkness, but in my case, the pinkish mist had to somehow affect their bodies. It's not hard to guess in what way.

"Is there some problem with your awakening, Sir Carter?" the Archpriest speaks again.

Honestly, I've been preparing myself to receive some trash Class since the first day here, when everyone shared their stats and had a different race from me, but man, who would have expected a result like that.

「There's nothing I can do about it right now. I need some time to get through all this and then judge my situation, but... How the fuck am I going to announce that my class revolves around sex!? I don't even have to check the details of any skills. It's clear as the sky on a sunny day!」

With an uncomfortable smile, I turn to the priest and the King. "It says Sexmancer here. You have any idea about it?" I try to awkwardly present it like it's nothing special.

Silence.

More silence.

I can literally see tumbleweeds rolling between us. Or it's just my nervous imagination.

"Pshhhhhhht... Hahahahahaha... What in the flying fuck?!"

A sudden laugh echoes through the chamber. I don't even have to move my eyes to check for the source. It's obviously Kamil's. Everyone looks his way, myself included. He's holding his stomach with one hand and laughing while nudging Marcia with his other elbow.

"Hahahaha! I always knew you were a fucking creep, but to this extent?" He can barely stand on his own legs.

With a slightly sour and confused expression, the King speaks up. "I've never heard about a Class like that... It's almost impossible to even judge what branch it might be. Is it offensive, defensive, support? What does it even do?"

"Ha... Hahaha... Haha..." Kamil tries to calm himself to the point where he can speak again. "Isn't that obvious? He is going to fuck enemies to death! Hahaha! Better hide your girls!"

「He's slowly starting to get on my nerves, not gonna lie.」

"Oi! Are you perhaps hiding something from us? How many students back on Earth have yo—"

*FWOOSH*

*THUD*

"Guh?!"

Suddenly, his legs are up in the air and the back of his head slams into the floor with a great force. Beside him, Shino is standing with her leg to the front after a shoving kick; her hair fluttering. She sends him a cold, murderous glare.

「Just a second ago she was standing on the opposite side of the room. How did she move there in an instant?」

She quickly walks towards me and the priest.

"Sensei..."

I put my hand on her head and ruffle her hair a bit more forcefully than usual. She does not back off though.

"Haha. You stole a bit too much of my luck back there, don't you think?"

Shino drops her gaze to the ground and her expression darkens.

"Sorry, that was a bad joke. Remember? Whatever happens, happens. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world."

I try to reassure her a bit with a smile, but honestly, it's more like I'm convincing myself. She looks back up at me with concern.