Dayum boy, you so fine.
Okay, so this is Dirk! And he has a boyfriend, so girls, don't try it.
Name: Dirk Strider
Age: Over three hundred. (Anyone know his exact age, I forget. >~<)
Personality: Total badass. He doesn't take anybody's crap. He is a softy, sometimes. But even then he won't admit it. He's the oldest. He loves his swords.
Funny story from when he was a child:
Dad: Whoa. Well, um, I guess I should name it. I'll call you... Dick Strider.
Dirk: No. -Total grown up voice even though he is a baby.-
Dad: -Eyes widen in shock.-
Dirk: Are you kidding me? You are practically naming me "penis." Do you want a son by the name of "penis?" My name will be Dirk Strider.
Dad: Oh my god.
Hahaha, that never gets old.
Alright, Dave in the next chapter.
